The sight of a womans cleavage reduces a mans ability to think clearly by 50%....per boob. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Idiots don't know they are idiots, I know I am an idiot therefore I am not an idiot ;) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If I was a serial killer I'd use my knife to make strangers kiss in front of me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Aaron Sorkin was completely unable to understand the actual psychology of Mark or of Facebook. He can't conceive of a world where… — Marc Andreessen Copy Share Image
If you are ugly, you are ugly. Posting your naked picture on facebook won't turn you to be beautiful — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
Statistically, 10% of women will find this joke offensive. The other 90% are in the kitchen, where they fucking should be! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
There are many cases of activists having their Facebook pages and accounts deactivated at critical times, when they are right in the… — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I do not have a Facebook page, and I do not chat on Twitter. I don't have a web site, even if… — Andrea Pirlo Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A delightful form of combat where you get to sleep with the enemy; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
For me, even with my Twitter and Facebook, I'm not on it all the time. I don't Twitter every day. — Jeremy Camp Copy Share Image
If only forgetting a person was as easy as forgetting why I open the fridge... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
People can live without a Facebook account: my 13-year-old daughter has cancelled her account because it's not cool anymore. — Michael Birch Copy Share Image
When Facebook went public, they didn't have a particularly strong model of governance. — Chamath Palihapitiya Copy Share Image
It hurts 2 hope for some1 who's already happy with someone else but what hurts most is when you own the person… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I try to post on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram at least once a day. But, it changes depending on what I have… — Randi Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
Every night when everyone's asleep, I grab my phone and I start reading all our old conversations. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Want a relationship to last? Try Biting, Hair Pulling, and letting one have more control then the other — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
