When I was a kid, I use to close the refrigerator slowly to see the light turns off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Writing about your disappointments and your life is for your diary not Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She watch Titanic for the love story. I watch it for one scene with boobs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Oh, your account is protected? What do you tweet? Nuclear launch codes? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You can look at some people and instantly know they're only going to get two awards in life, a birth and a… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Looking at my last summer pics & seeing how much weight I've gained has inspired me to make a resolution this summer… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Looking at all the chances I was too afraid to take and the people I was too scared to admit my feelings… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Conscientious people are self-disciplined, hard workers who spend the least amount of time on Facebook. — Amy Morin Copy Share Image
Heres to the inventor of the snooze button; Nothing like making procrastination your first action of the day! — Df Copy Share Image
Facebook gangster, a books purpose is meant to be read, On Facebook read theses social network books. - Loverboi — Kenneth Melvin Jr Copy Share Image
Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, SUCCESSFUL, one in which a woman gives the best years of her life to the man that made them so; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you get people to commit to an email relationship, it's the deepest, most intimate relationship you can have online. Much deeper… — Jason Calacanis Copy Share Image
Facebook mistreats its users. Facebook is not your friend; it is a surveillance engine. For instance, if you browse the Web and… — Richard Stallman Copy Share Image
“The great thing about the Internet isn't that you can reconnect with old friends or stay up to date with developing world… — David C Holley Copy Share Image
I don't know that it's particularly good for my writing process, but I have gotten some very valuable writing ideas and advice… — Rachel Caine Copy Share Image
When I wrote 'The World Is Flat,' I said the world is flat. Yeah, we're all connected. Facebook didn't exist; Twitter was… — Thomas Friedman Copy Share Image
If there is a Like button in a page, Facebook knows who visited that page. And it can get IP address of… — Richard Stallman Copy Share Image
I think it's very helpful having Twitter and all that. I mainly talk about work on Twitter. I keep my personal life… — Taylor Spreitler Copy Share Image
Since when likes on facebook decide if your beautiful or not?!You could be the prettiest human being but what helps you that… — Ewshy Copy Share Image
May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook. — Alexandra Herrera Copy Share Image
My girlfriend told me I'm awful in bed. I don't know how she can tell in 30 seconds. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Social does not just equal Facebook. Social is how people interact anywhere. — Carol Bartz Copy Share Image
No. Standing as close to me as you possibly can, will not make the line move faster. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you push your brother down the stairs, he will become your step brother. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes you just have to sit down and ask your parents if they sold your soul. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Who are you? Why am I here? I want answers now or I want them eventually! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
