When you first joined twitter you never thought this shit would be so addictive. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Turn your procrastination into progress, keep moving forward and never regress. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
Don't you just hate? *Active Now* you send a message (seen) but no respond. FUCK YOU — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The idea turned Facebook into the digital version of a message in a bottle.” — Massimo Marino Copy Share Image
FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just a reminder that you dont have to tell Facebook or Twitter goodnight...you can just shut up. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook: Lying to people you know. Twitter: Be honest to people you don't know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People don't use Evite or Facebook events for their weddings. But they do use Paperless Post. It's the sign of a paradigm… — Alexa Hirschfeld Copy Share Image
Wedding dresses are white so the dishwasher will match the oven and the fridge. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“It is far better to have 10,000 Facebook friends who are in the same category or aligned with your values or a… — Brian E Boyd Copy Share Image
A really preety girl and not popular postes a beautiful not Photo shopped picture of her self, mabey 3 or 4 likes......… — Unkown Copy Share Image
“OMG! I DESIGNED THIS NEW SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORM! IT'S CALLED "POETRY" - YOU HAVE TO READ AMY KING'S POEMS TO GET AN… — Amy King Copy Share Image