School: An institute where the child goes to play while the parent goes to pay. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook: Lying to people you know. Twitter: Be honest to people you don't know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I use Facebook quite a lot to keep up with my friends, although I had to delete 'Words With Friends' from my… — Joshua Bell Copy Share Image
If you bleach your asshole and add ammonia... would you fart Mustard Gas? ' Asking for a Friend — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I left Facebook after Facebook groups began appearing about me and suddenly your personal photographs start becoming public property. — Freddie Stroma Copy Share Image
Dont ever think youre nothing because somewhere along the line, theres going to be someone who thinks youre everything. — Ewshy Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends Over And over again that you love them. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WIFE, HAPPY, a spouse who is sometimes so because she has the best husband -- more often it is that she makes… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I remember a time when people's actions used to speak a lot louder than their words. Then along came Facebook... — Prince Shawn Copy Share Image
I look at her boobs, and she looks at my dick, and that's when I realize the best things in life are… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Alternative services would mean that there would be services available to compete with Google, Facebook, Amazon, Dropbox, Skype, etc., and they would… — Mikko Hypponen Copy Share Image
In our era of celebrity, where every life is made public through email, blogs and Facebook, one of the greatest oddities may… — Lily Koppel Copy Share Image
I realize that Facebook today is a global success with more than 600 million users worldwide. But I also understand, maybe a… — Henning Mankell Copy Share Image
I find it so AMUSING to go through my old facebook messages. It brings back memories with my best friends when we… — Daniel Neuhaus Copy Share Image
I don't like the idea that Facebook controls how people express themselves and changes it periodically according to whatever algorithms they use… — Ellen Ullman Copy Share Image
While a lot of what is on Facebook is a better amalgam of what AOL, Yahoo, Amazon, and other Web pioneers introduced… — Kara Swisher Copy Share Image
At school, I'd sing in groups in the locker room or in the bathroom, which was like an echo chamber. The problem… — Frankie Valli Copy Share Image
Prior to email, our private correspondence was secured by a government institution called the postal service. Today, we trust AOL, Microsoft, Yahoo,… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, no mutual friends, who the hell are you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Marry and make a woman happy OR remain a bachelor and make several women happy! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Cellphones are like a dog's nipples. You don't have to shout into them! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you don't have a crazy facebook friend, you are the crazy facebook friend. — Jimmy Kimmel Copy Share Image
You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A nonsense chat makes sense when you are talking with someone special, — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your boss sends you a friend request on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When money grows on trees, you can bet there's a lot of grafting going on. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If only forgetting a person was as easy as forgetting why I open the fridge... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Being at home with loved ones all week has shown me how much I miss my miserable job. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
