We fight, we yell, we cry, we stop talking but we still LOVE each other. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't care if people like me or not.. after all I am not a facebook status to be liked my life… — Kiran Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the same person you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking I'm gonna ki..-ahhh. Damn, she's under… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I hate having family as friends on Facebook. It makes me think twice about what I want to post. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear facebook, u really wana noe wts in my mind??? wana kill sum1 4 askng me same thng again n again n… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow... — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Facebook became ubiquitous when I was 16, so I vaguely formed a sense of myself a little bit. I had kind of… — Bo Burnham Copy Share Image
Um excuse me, girl with 5000 Facebook pictures...we knew what the fuck you looked like in the first 3. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I look at founders and CEOs like Mark Zuckerberg at Facebook and Brian Chesky at Airbnb and Sebastian Thrun at Udacity,… — Laura Arrillaga-Andreessen Copy Share Image
“I've created a monster, haven't I?" said Merlin, staring at the animated figure incredulously. "I think that, technically, I was already a… — FayJay Copy Share Image
I hate it when someone says, facebook ruins relationships, no slut you ruined your own relationship, no one told you to go… — Ella Rojas Copy Share Image
WhatsApp is both disrupting and demonetizing the entire wireless industry, and now the Facebook acquisition provides the infrastructure needed for WhatsApp to… — Peter Diamandis Copy Share Image
If you look at the history of how information flows, there was a time that newspapers were kind of in the place… — Eli Pariser Copy Share Image
The real story of Facebook is just that we've worked so hard for all this time. I mean, the real story is… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
Amazon's Jeff Bezos, Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates, and Steve Jobs did not start out wealthy, and actually added to income inequality,… — Foster Friess Copy Share Image
This is not Facebook, what book? Slutbook? They need to call this Fuckbook. Picture looking good, but in person... Yuckbook. Hellbook, Tellbook,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's some mouthwash, use it maybe? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In the Beginning, God made the Heaven and Earth. The rest was Made in China — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
I log off because I'm bored but then I log back on after 5 minutes because I'm bored! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can not get back on your feet until you first get up off your ass. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Jim Apple finds introducing himself very problematic when holidaying in France. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when your friend tagged you and you are looking bad in that photo. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why is it that there is an Unlike button only after you Like it? — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
