Facebook Quotes · Page 37

Last night I called this girl. SLUT in public & now she is charging me double for sex.

— Nikhil Saluja

I'm not on Facebook. I'm not on Twitter. I know a lot of celebrities who go around complaining how little privacy they…

— Cote de Pablo

When I am Not Working, I am Networking!

— Nikhil Saluja

I do believe the potential for ConnectU was as big as Facebook's, absolutely.

— Cameron Winklevoss

Sometimes I feel like I'm talking to a wall

— Steve Lai

I find it really annoying how people I know in real life can post quotes on Facebook about bullies about how horrible…

— Leah

People have just assumed that... if we call our Facebook acquaintances our friends, we must be influenced by them, too. But we're…

— Nicholas A. Christakis

If Twitter and Facebook were school subjects, my parents would be so proud of me.

— Anonymous

Your way or the highway? I choose the 'high' way.

— Raghib Clitso

I just wanna be the reader, the liker or the commenter now. No more status updates...

— Sim

These would be life savers!!

— Shelby

My Ex-Wife was very hot. She died in burning car.

— Nikhil Saluja

When I was little I used to say a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, ELEMENO p..

— Anonymous

Two things in life that are difficult to achieve: 1. To plant your idea in someone's head. 2. To plant someone's money…

— Nikhil Saluja

I've always liked the fact that anyone with a great idea, access to the Internet, and an unrelenting will can spark a…

— John Battelle

How we all always forget that there are more people helping the victims than those people creating the victims.

— Nikhil Saluja

I have learned that when you change and grow into a different person not everyone will be happy about it and want…

— Hussein Nishah

It's raining cats and dogs. Well, as long as it doesn't reindeer.

— Nikhil Saluja

Every good friend once was a stranger.

— Hussein Nishah

Mean while on facebook

— Hussein Nishah

She wanted to sign up as an organ donor, but all she had was a guitar.

— Nikhil Saluja

I swear, if Facebook changes their layout one more time, I'm going to post a status update about it & then use…

— Hussein Nishah

I already kept my next Ex on my Hit list .

— Nikhil Saluja

You know Facebook has this sort of bizarre culture of like really shunning people who raise legitimate concerns about how, you know,…

— Christopher Wylie

MARRIAGE, A word which always means commitment -- but so does insanity;

— Nikhil Saluja