We all can't be heroes. Somebody has to sit on the sides and clap as they go by. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Facebook; Letting you put your nose in other people's business since 2004. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Women over 200 pounds with a visible thong should have to register as sex offenders. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Before Twitter or Facebook, all the fandom that I knew about was anecdotal. — Rob Thomas Copy Share Image
That moment when you have to beg yourself to stop crying and tell yourself, 'Be Strong' — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If life was easy then everything would fall in your lap. But it isn't, so keep on striving to the end because… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
When girls hack a friends Facebook account: 'I love you b*tch!' When boys hack a friends Facebook account: 'I LOVE D*CK IN… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Theres two kinds of women: The kind that get married and have a bunch of kids, and The kind that stay single… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you Save a file and then realizing you have no idea where you just saved it. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If I don't log into Facebook two days in a row, call the police, someone must've kidnapped me! !! — Melchor Lim Copy Share Image
Everything is forgivable if you leave after a one night stand, as long as you were good in bed. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate when I get invited to weird events on Facebook. For the fifth time, I don't want to go to your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about losing your short term memory is… 'Happy Birthday' Yes it's someone's Happy Birthday isn't o_O — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook allows outsiders to add functionality to the site but reserves the right to change that policy at any time, to charge… — Jonathan Zittrain Copy Share Image
Aaron Sorkin was completely unable to understand the actual psychology of Mark or of Facebook. He can't conceive of a world where… — Marc Andreessen Copy Share Image
On engagement, we're already seeing that mobile users are more likely to be daily active users than desktop users. They're more likely… — Mark Zuckerberg Copy Share Image
Regarding jam sessions: jazz musicians are the only workers I can think of who are willing to put in a full shift… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's just madness. First email. Then instant message. Then MySpace. Then Facebook. Then LinkedIn. Then Twitter. It's not enough anymore to 'Just… — Mark McKinnon Copy Share Image
I won't sell any Facebook shares as long as I'm on the board. When I leave, all my Facebook shares will be… — Donald E. Graham Copy Share Image
There is a long tradition in China for writers and journalists to take pen names, partly as protection from retaliation by authorities.… — Michael Anti Copy Share Image
“I have a bad habit of dropping verbal pellets to get a reaction, like Ursula LeGuin’s “A novelist’s business is lying” (that… — Chila Woychik Copy Share Image
Some ppl dnt like my posts, As dey believe I take thr likes really serious...!! — Sandhu Copy Share Image
Change never comes until your sick and tired of being sick and tired. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
One likes from intelligent people is more worth than thousand likes from idiots — RK26 Copy Share Image
Doctor: A person who kills your disease with pills and you with bills. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you first joined Facebook you never knew how many family members had one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
