I'm having one of those days where my middle finger is answering all my questions. — Emalie Newhall Copy Share Image
“Manufacturing consent begins by weaponizing the meme and utilizing the censorship algorithms of Google, Facebook, Twitter and YouTube.” — James Scott, Senior Fellow, The Center for Cyber Influence Operations Studies Copy Share Image
Why don't you go buy a diary Instead of posting your whole life story on Facebook? — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I don't have a Facebook and I don't have a Twitter or anything like that. — Sean Payton Copy Share Image
“Faced with so much ignorance and prejudice currently I can only comment that Facebook is a breeding ground for the worst fruits… — Juliano Alves Copy Share Image
Does anyone have that light switch in their house that they really don't know what it goes to... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You have giant Facebook, which wants people to be more engaged, and they also want to grow and trade different things, including… — Walt Mossberg Copy Share Image
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy. Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LOVE, Something they say is blind -- it's marriage which is the real eye opener; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well. Sincerely, Myspace — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When your life changes and there's nothing you can do about it. Have the courage to build a new life; I did,… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
No matter how good she looks, Some other guy is sick and tired Of putting up with her shit. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't do Facebook and I don't do Twitter, and already I notice that, with some of my friends, there's a whole… — James McAvoy Copy Share Image
How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain What's His Name? We live… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Woman who springs on innerspring this spring, gets offspring next spring. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Prefix: What a man does just before his wife calls the plumber. Or electrician, mechanic ... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“now it’s computers and more computers and soon everybody will have one, 3-year-olds will have computers and everybody will know everything about… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
I got a fortune cookie today. It said I should invest in something fun on four wheels. I don't know if that… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have friends in this business who put pictures of their kids on Facebook. That's not something I would do. — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
