Math: 365.25 days of drinking low-calorie beer because it's less filling: 1 lite year — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It feels to me that Facebook may be a sort of once-in-a-decade type of company. — Lars Rasmussen Copy Share Image
You can't please everyone, but you can piss them all off at the same time! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have an impersonal trainer. We meet at the gym, we dont talk, he works out alone, and I go home. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, ipod, Facebook and a Blackberry.. Dude when I was 10 I only… — Unkown Copy Share Image
I hate it when I get event invites from a facebook friend who is a continent away, am obviously aint going to… — Collins Hasty Copy Share Image
I've had my fair share of tweets, DMs, emails, Facebook Messages and friends trying to set me up with friends. — Scott Rogowsky Copy Share Image
Some of the greatest things in life are unseen; that's why you close your eyes when you kiss, cry or dream. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thinks you should never take life too seriously - no one ever makes it out alive! so just chill out — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I hate when people be thinking I'm rich or something...i just got enough money...lol...enough money for me...enough money fo my son &… — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
Among the social media - I've tried them all - Facebook is a bit of a game, but Twitter is a productivity… — Nouriel Roubini Copy Share Image
Just because one person is doing something does not mean you have to do. We the Christians are in this world but… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
The idea of harnessing the intelligence of the readership has been lost in the quest for Facebook likes. For many, readers have… — Nick Denton Copy Share Image
One of the reasons why we were so successful in integrating with Facebook was because we saw people using Facebook to promote… — Julia Hartz Copy Share Image
Even though I knew my way around Facebook, Twitter terrified me. RT? OH? Hootsuite? Huh? My Twitter-savvy friends attempted to explain what… — Sarah Mlynowski Copy Share Image
“If Lenin would have had facebook, there would never have been any Russian Revolution. He would have had five followers, a handful… — Martijn Benders Copy Share Image
They say gay people have gaydar, which lets them figure out who else is gay. Waiters in expensive restaurants have something similar,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Welcome to facebook: Where it is so easy to become a Facebook outlaw just throw a pic up with some gangsta signs,… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
For all you care to know, your Soul mate may be browsing your Facebook profile, stealing your smiles and praying to God… — Kemmy Nola Copy Share Image
Coolest way to end the conversation in Facebook is by just LIKE the comment... — Junior Dè Rèál Testament Copy Share Image
Animal testing is a terrible idea. They get nervous and give the wrong answers. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
You know what's fun? Go to a German restaurant and insist on using chopsticks. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
On one thing, at least, men & women both agree: They both distrust women. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Site Engineer is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just an FYI that you made it through my spring cleaning of Facebook friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook and Twitter have a ton of information they're trying to make sense of. — Chad Hurley Copy Share Image
If you can't say goodbye to your past, then you just can't say hello to your future. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
