I bet you think this status is about you, dont you, dont you? Youre so vain! — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, An event, for the upper middle class, is the only adventure left; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Me: Your face must turn a few heads. She: And your face must turn a few stomachs. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I'm not online. I'm not on Facebook much. I don't connect that way. — Sarah McLachlan Copy Share Image
I'm sorry, did the beginning of my sentence inturrupt the middle of yours? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically Converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Let go of those who bring you down and surround yourself with those who bring out the best in you. — Zahid Abas Copy Share Image
Thanks for posting to Facebook precisely when you'll be out of town for Thanksgiving so I can rob your house. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
''SYMPATHY''... You can get from Anybody -- But...!! ''JEALOUSY''... You have to Earn it…!!!!!!! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I just need a search engine that'll remember exactly what I was about to Google when I forget. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I do not have a Facebook page, and I do not chat on Twitter. I don't have a web site, even if… — Andrea Pirlo Copy Share Image
“Facebook WANTS you to be an a-hole. And if you're not already, they will show you how.” — Janelle Randazza Copy Share Image
Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Many of my friends and colleagues are in the public eye, so they have to pay close attention to what they wear.… — Nina Garcia Copy Share Image
When you're in a meeting and you pull out your paper notebook, people look at you and go, 'Oh, he's taking a… — Marc Randolph Copy Share Image
Facebook is the social graph with the organizing principle around your friends and your social life. LinkedIn is the professional graph, organized… — Dan Rosensweig Copy Share Image
If you women keep posting on facebook you're opinions of how a man should talk to a woman, those douche bags and… — Nathan Schwake Copy Share Image
More and more, the things we do in real life will end up as Facebook posts. And while we may be consoled… — Ben Parr Copy Share Image
On all open platforms, regardless of whether it's Facebook or the Apple App Store, the largest segment is entertainment and games. It's… — Ma Huateng Copy Share Image
“We could, however, demand much more from the social media sites that are so eager to sign up our kids and encourage… — Emily Bazelon Copy Share Image
“I dinnae get people, like they all want to be watched, to be seen, like all the time. They put up their… — Jenni Fagan Copy Share Image
I don't even have Facebook anymore. I spend a fair amount of time on Twitter, though. — Sean Doolittle Copy Share Image
I don't have anger issues, I have issues with idiots who make me angry. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I was arrested after my therapist suggested I take something for my kleptomania. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Every father thinks that his son is an idiot, but only my dad is right. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
