If you wake up hoping no one tagged you in any pictures from last night, you're partying the right way. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't always tweet when I'm drunk, but when I do, it's when I'm visiting my family. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook has long been part of surveillance programs, long before it acquired WhatsApp. — Pavel Durov Copy Share Image
Hillary Clinton says she's the most qualified because she was married to a president for eight years. Now let me ask you,… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
PARTNERSHIP, A legal fiction exactly like marriage, but without the major benefits — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I hate when I get invited to weird events on Facebook. For the fifth time, I don't want to go to your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you're a detective, and you use your channels to get to Facebook, and you get someone that has access, you can… — Seph Lawless Copy Share Image
They said dress for the job you want not the job you have, so I dressed like Mr India and didn't show… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you women keep posting on facebook you're opinions of how a man should talk to a woman, those douche bags and… — Nathan Schwake Copy Share Image
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Just an FYI that you made it through my spring cleaning of Facebook friends. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
LOVE, The most slippery word in the human language -- used by knaves to seduce, by fools for comfort, and by most… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I text my girlfriends. I look at Facebook. I check my e-mail. If I'm away from the news cycle more than a… — Leelee Sobieski Copy Share Image
Facebook makes you hate people you actually know. Twitter makes you love people you've never met. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Facebook gangster, a books purpose is meant to be read, On Facebook read theses social network books. - Loverboi — Kenneth Melvin Jr Copy Share Image
To be successful in engaging others, you must share AND create. If these actions are weighted, so is your potential for reach… — Jamie Timbre Copy Share Image
Facebook, Twitter and Google have all opened offices in Brazil, recognizing the importance of localizing their products and customer service efforts. — Ryan Holmes Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook friend suggestion, yeah I know him, but I fucking hate him. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
