The best way to end a status conversation on Facebook is to like their last comment! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My best tweets are when someone take them personnel & instantly unfollow me. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't know if taking on Facebook is going to be a good career move for me. — Harrison Barnes Copy Share Image
In my version of volleyball I use my legs and also don't play volleyball. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain: Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Maybe the reason why you have to stop loving a person is because fate chose both of you to be friends, where… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator, and I immediately wanted to paint… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
God has no phone but I talk to him, He has no facebook but he is still my friend, He does not… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Social networking websites like Facebook, Twitter, and Tumblr provide an unparalleled ability for people to stay connected in new and unique ways. — Michael Bennet Copy Share Image
“Homeschool doesn’t give you a get out of teenage jail free card. It just gives you fewer opportunities to become the butt… — Kim Culbertson Copy Share Image
I forgot to post on Facebook that I was going to the gym...Now this whole work-out was a waste of time. — Keyzee Copy Share Image
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The 'old' Internet is shrinking and being replaced by walled gardens over which Google's crawlers can't climb. Sure, Google can crawl Facebook's… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
Fun fact: if you tell someone to kill themselves it's considered encouraging suicide and you can get a fine of $25,000 and… — Ash Phillips Copy Share Image
“Pardon me for budging into concoction of the aristocrats blowing their trumpets, the demagogues' doctrines, the antagonists' squeals, the hypocrites' assertions, the… — Mukesh Kwatra Copy Share Image
When my TV show was in production, dozens of women asked me out on Facebook. Some were shy about it; some were… — Chris Gethard Copy Share Image
Since the iPhone, the most transformative products have not been gadgets but services. Facebook, Twitter, and Snapchat have changed lives, but they… — Steven Levy Copy Share Image
I think celebrity has become almost normalized. I feel like we all live our lives in a pale imitation of celebrity. With… — Jess Walter Copy Share Image
Does Facebook act as though I own my online life, or as though it does? Concretely: Can I control what data it… — Eric S. Raymond Copy Share Image
LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL COZ WENEVA IM SAD INBOX DERS ALEAST ONE CUTE GIRL TO CHEER ME UP..DATS Y I SAY HEAVEN IS… — Raveen Copy Share Image
I just had to block someone on Facebook who was impersonating my wife. — Jordan Knight Copy Share Image
You know, you can really get wet playing games in that new Pentium-VI dishwasher. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When a girl says have fun She means have a horrible time without me. Not true... Maybe! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I've never killed an unfollower but I should definitely take a shot at it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Drama is old, Facebook isn't new, get a role model, a bed time is for you. — Scotty Longenecker Copy Share Image
If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
People Upload here like its a Facebook status. Heres a quote, Bitch Don't Be Average ! — Anthony Vargas Copy Share Image
I hardly know you...but Facebook says it's your birthday...so happy birthday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My life will never be complete until I've walked away from an explosion in slow motion — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life consists not in holding good cards, but in playing those cards you hold well. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
