I don't always tweet when I'm drunk, but when I do, it's when I'm visiting my family. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Do not shit on me unless you are very sure you will never need me again — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When Facebook went public, they didn't have a particularly strong model of governance. — Chamath Palihapitiya Copy Share Image
Facebook needs a button that's the equivalent of kicking someone under the table to stop them from making a fool of themselves. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Who else puts LOL or LMAO or ROFL knowing good and damn well your sitting there with a straight face. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I am true to myself and my beliefs I am glad I was taught to accept me for me to live life… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If mom was here she would be subtweeting all over the place stuff like : who's gonna buy groceries : who's gonna… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If in the middle of an argument I suddenly fall silent it does not mean you have won... No it means you… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE, A condition where no wife gets what she expected, and no husband expected what he was getting; — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's unfortunate that Facebook, as soon as I come and speak out, they ban me from their platforms. — Christopher Wylie Copy Share Image
My mom doesn't post on Facebook, but she'll tell anyone within about the first five minutes of meeting them about my sister… — Maria Bamford Copy Share Image
When I signed up for Google Plus, my reaction after playing around with it for a little bit was like, 'Huh, I… — Jennifer Lee Copy Share Image
In '77 there was no Internet, there was no Twitter or Facebook, and I think that, without being some old git who… — Steve Jones Copy Share Image
Facebook and Google are battling over who will be our gateway to the rest of the Internet through 'like' buttons and universal… — Rebecca MacKinnon Copy Share Image
It is illegal for foreign entities to buy political ads in the United States. But that didn't stop the purchase of thousands… — Amy Klobuchar Copy Share Image
I'm not allowed to buy advertising for my book '50 Things Liberals Love to Hate' on Facebook because, according to their representative,… — Mike Gallagher Copy Share Image
People share everything on Facebook. That can be a very good thing or a very noisy thing. With Foursquare, people know that… — Dennis Crowley Copy Share Image
One of the companies that we've invested in is called Facebook. In only two years, between 2009 and 2011, the information exchanged… — Yuri Milner Copy Share Image
I think authors like me are always struggling with the idea that they should have a brand and a Facebook author page… — Lynn Coady Copy Share Image
If you're ever feeling down, just remember that I'll always be there to feel you up. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I make mistakes and so do you so stop acting like your perfect bitch! — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you're not following me yet, hopefully reading this tweet will convince you. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Sometimes, the only thing left to do is to let go even if it's the hardest thing to do. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't have a great sense of humor, but I do have a great sense of nonsense. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Social media takes time and careful, strategic thought. It doesn't happen by accident. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Woman who springs on innerspring this spring, gets offspring next spring. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
If you look at Myspace, Facebook was a better product. It's as simple as that. — Andrew Mason Copy Share Image
