I joined Facebook purely so I could play online Scrabble. You have eight tiles instead of seven, so you tend to have… — Moby Copy Share Image
Pick-Up Line: That blouse looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Dear facebook, u really wana noe wts in my mind??? wana kill sum1 4 askng me same thng again n again n… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mum asked if I read books. I said yes then he asked the name of one and I said Facebook! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Double life: The person you play on your facebook status. The person you truly are in real life. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
Sleep + social life = bad grades. Good grades + sleep = no social life. Good grades + social life = no sleep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Facebook Sonnet Facebook is not just injurious to health, It's now a full-on humanitarian crisis. If you think it's just a harmless… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
People should just mind their own business, probably the funniest thing I've ever read on a social networking site. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“If you are on social media, and you are not learning, not laughing, not being inspired or not networking, then you are… — Germany Kent Copy Share Image
“You have five hundred Facebook 'friends'? That simply means you've redefined 'friend' to make it something like 'a contact I exchange data… — Hugh Mackay Copy Share Image
Unlike Facebook or Instagram, Twitter's core experience isn't about photos. It's a world of text, with occasional embedded photos, animated gifs, and… — Om Malik Copy Share Image
There's only a few platforms that really aggregate content well together, Facebook being one of the best, probably the most diverse of… — Brad Parscale Copy Share Image
This media era is amazing. Twitter, Facebook, ESPN, news outlets everywhere. — Metta World Peace Copy Share Image
Do not blow dealers for crack; blow regular citizens for cash, then buy the crack directly. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Kai-Fu's Innovation Works is the top very-early-stage fund in China. We are proud to be an investor, and hope that IW will… — Yuri Milner Copy Share Image
You can think whatever you want about me. I don't care. Just bear in mind, the moment you underestimate me, I win. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I can't believe it's already ummm yeah whatever month of the whatever year this is! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Look at Microsoft, Google, and Facebook. They have all entered many sectors, and actually, in many of those sectors, they weren't as… — Ma Huateng Copy Share Image
When he is without money, his wife becomes secretary; When he has money, his secretary becomes wife. Man O Man! — Irfan Khan Copy Share Image
I found Beam when he was 16 years old. He dropped his SoundCloud page onto my Facebook. 'I listened to it and… — Andy Mineo Copy Share Image
Once a few Facebook employees put together a promising idea and start a company, that's very exciting to people. I happen to… — Dustin Moskovitz Copy Share Image
“Your ideas are bound to forces of which you have no control due to the fact that you've voluntarily submitted your freedom… — James Scott, Senior Fellow, Institute for Critical Infrastructure Technology Copy Share Image
