Facebook? You mean that thing pussies use to bitch about their problems? — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
LOVE is like the action similar to an hourglass: the heart fills as the brain empties. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
How has Facebook not came out with a block all game request button yet? — Cooper Bushey Copy Share Image
Psychologically, constantly thinking about your ex prevents you from finding a new love interest. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
COMMUNISM : You have two cows. The government takes them both and provides you with milk. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook is the biggest nation in the world and we have a dictator, if you look at it from a democracy standpoint.… — Peter Sunde Copy Share Image
Twitter and Facebook are such amazing networks for me to introduce myself to the world and for fans around the world to… — Jenn Proske Copy Share Image
Men...we spend nine months trying to get out of a vagina, and the rest of our lives trying to get back in. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Social media promote the word Hater now a dayz itz like everybody seems to have a hater... — Melvin B Copy Share Image
Why people use Twitter: because updating 100 times a day on Facebook is not socially acceptable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The problem with marriage is that it was invented when people lived to the ripe old age of 30. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Once a few Facebook employees put together a promising idea and start a company, that's very exciting to people. I happen to… — Dustin Moskovitz Copy Share Image
It's possible that Generation Facebook, accustomed as it is to a whole range of experiences that it only imbibes online, doesn't have… — Noreena Hertz Copy Share Image
“I kind of thought actually that Trevor was gone completely mental when he called up here a few weeks ago. Like, why… — Donal Ryan Copy Share Image
Does Facebook behave like a tool in my hand, or a firehose designed to spew at me in accordance with other peoples'… — Eric S. Raymond Copy Share Image
The attacks against me and Rappler began appearing on Facebook in the summer of 2016. A year later President Rodrigo Duterte was… — Maria Ressa Copy Share Image
Google likely never cared if Google+ 'won' as a competitor to Facebook (though if it did, that would have been a nice… — John Battelle Copy Share Image
I am a Facebook voyeur. I feel bad about it because I never put anything on there, but I find it fun… — Eddie Kaye Thomas Copy Share Image
“Your ideas are bound to forces of which you have no control due to the fact that you've voluntarily submitted your freedom… — James Scott, Senior Fellow, Institute for Critical Infrastructure Technology Copy Share Image
What is stupidity? It is when you still communicating the person you need to forget. — Kara Angela Copy Share Image
I find it funny when people who arent friends in real life are friends on Facebook. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
Person: YOU GET ON MY F*CKING NERVES! Me: So you're gonna caps-lock me to death? — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
Politician: Whoever shakes your hand before elections and your wallet after elections. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I know a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I wish Facebook would notify me when people deleted me, that way I could like it. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
MARRIAGE LICENSE, is the only permit taken out after the hunt is over — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When a woman agrees to give her husband head for no reason --- there is a reason. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Facebook needs to add still banging my ex as a relationship status option. — Azgraybebly Joslan Copy Share Image
