Facebook Quote by Marc Randolph

“Like in Facebook is simply a kiss on the check.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

Awkward moment when your friend is using Facebook & you are standing behind, you realize that your friend is actually reading your status &…

— FRHnLEAD

“You check your phone in the middle of the workday. Your person has sent you a text. He wants to know how your day…

— Nora McInerny Purmort

Facebook is like a fridge. Even though you know nothing new is going on, you still go and aimlessly check every 10 minutes.

— Bubbly

Facebook is like a college dorm...regardless of the hour, somebody's up...also, somebody is drunk.

— Anonymous

Facebook is like a fridge, you check it every 5 minutes even though you know that there is nothing there.

— Bubbly

“You added yourself to my contacts list?’ I gasp. When did he do that? I mentally sprint through our meeting, settling on my visit…

— Jodi Ellen Malpas

“A wise business practice is to become a prolific note-taker if you aren’t already. When you’ve had a great conversation or interaction with someone—whether…

— Susan C. Young

Facebook mistreats its users. Facebook is not your friend; it is a surveillance engine. For instance, if you browse the Web and you see…

— Richard Stallman

When I was working office jobs, I was going on Facebook all the time.

— Scott Rogowsky

“Using Facebook is like taking a Dyson to your spare time.”

— Gemini Adams

Facebook is kind of like prison. You spend all day staring at walls and getting poked by people you dont know.

— Anonymous