The pain lets you know you're ok. It's the numbness you should be concerned about. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Where's Kanye West when my parents are giving me a 9376969675949 hour lecture? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best feeling when u get out da shower & u can walk around ya spot nake — IG:catone_2_funny Copy Share Image
It's not hard to find someone who will tell you they love you. It's hard to find someone that means it. — Zhat Copy Share Image
1 universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 804 islands, 7 seas, 7 billion people and my heart still tells me it's you. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you wanna talk shit bout me a little piece of advice sleep with your eyes wide open cause enjoy a great… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I scream, you scream, both of us scream because we are being murdered while eating ice cream. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Programming is like sex: one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Snoring is your body's way of telling everyone not to disturb me asshole can't you see we are sleeping. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed that the more special you treat someone, the more that someone takes you for granted? As if you… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
If you have slept with more than 10 people in past year then you have no right to call your reproductive organ… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I've yet to use a cellphone, and I've never tweeted or entered Facebook. I try not to go online till my day's… — Pico Iyer Copy Share Image
Alex Rodriguez never gets clutch hits in October, yet his fans insist on comparing him to Babe Ruth. So A-Rod tries to… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“If ever I create a website, I'll call it Two-Face Book, and I'll invite everyone to it, it will be a game… — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
My friend's son has learned about a disease that only affects dinosaurs, apparently. He saw it on television and it's called A… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
“Nine had heard whisperings that the secretive Bilderberg Group was effectively the World Government, undermining democracy by influencing everything from nations' political… — James Morcan Copy Share Image
I think that it's really incredible, growing up and being able to have all these people who really look up to the… — Olivia Holt Copy Share Image
Facebook was a very big mission; it really knocked it out of the universe. It's pretty hard to focus on a small… — Dustin Moskovitz Copy Share Image
The great thing that guys like Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg and the Google guys have in common is they treat their technology like… — Harvey Weinstein Copy Share Image
The sight of a womans cleavage reduces a mans ability to think clearly by 50%…per boob. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
My advice of the day... Don't be a douche-bag... Seriously... Don't be — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
NASCAR : The most exciting sport for people who have never seen a fucking freeway. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That amazing moment when you post a comment on Facebook and everyone likes it — Facebook Copy Share Image
Dear Facebook, Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well. Sincerely, Myspace — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If a girl texts you first: either, she really likes you or she misses you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
