Roses are red, Facebook is blue. Mutual friends are great, but who the f*ck are you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I make sure to use both Twitter and Facebook a lot which helps me connect to the fans. — Avicii Copy Share Image
Its amazing how many times Ive signed on to Facebook chat & have instantly signed off upon noticing someone online. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing a woman wants people saying behind her back is nice ass. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
They say your to young to fall in love but truth be told your never too young to die... think about that!… — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
A spouse is someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw tears come from your eyes, and I learned that sometimes things hurt, but it's… — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when You accidentally hit the LIKE button During Facebook stalking. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
We are raising a generation of children who may not know how to mobilize without Facebook. — Ory Okolloh Copy Share Image
I dont like to reject anyone, I just pretend and if I see them and they go, 'Oh hey, I requested you… — Andrew Garfield Copy Share Image
HUSBAND, TRADITIONAL, A man who expects his wife to help him with the dishes — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you thought I wasn't looking I saw that you cared, and I wanted to be everything that I could be. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Rewarding yourself with an hour on Facebook, just for writing your name on your homework. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The original dream of Facebook Platform was to enable developers to build experiences that were social at their core, like Facebook Photos,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Awkwardly standing there, as your friend is talking to someone you don't know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Facebook starts showing how many times youve visited someones profile, were all screwed. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
Some people should consider having multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cocks are a lot like ovens. You would rather a woman was operating it but sometimes you have to use it yourself. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
