Are the most dangerous creatures the ones that use doors or the ones that don't? — David Wong Animals Copy Share Image
You see, time is an ocean, not a garden hose. Space is a puff of smoke, a wisp of cloud. — David Wong Clouds Copy Share Image
“I was hammered by either a flying body tackle or an unnecessarily aggressive hug.” — David Wong Hammered Copy Share Image
“Of all the dogs I’ve known in my life, I’ve never seen a better driver.” — David Wong Dogs Copy Share Image
“Cops do this every day, rifling closets and digging through your dildo drawer.” — David Wong Cops Copy Share Image
“The floor was littered with paper cups and candy wrappers and cigarette butts and other teenager droppings. I saw a used condom… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Every man is blessed with his gifts from the Lord. One of mine happens to be a penis large enough that, if… — David Wong Every man Copy Share Image
Something coming back from the dead was almost always bad news. Movies taught me that. For every one Jesus you get a… — David Wong Bad news Copy Share Image
“Sound filled the room, a crystal melody that could lift any human heart and turn away any devil. It was "Here I… — David Wong Human heart Copy Share Image
“Franky the Cop let me lead the way outside to the shed, staying a few steps back so that he could have… — David Wong Fists Copy Share Image
“What followed had been … frantic. The underwear actually wound up with a little rip in them. She had found one of his… — David Wong Underwear Copy Share Image
“Are you thinking what I’m thinking?” asked “That if Franz Kafka were here his head would explode?” “Actually, yeah.” — David Wong Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
“NO!” he screamed at it. “No! Don’t you see, you dumb son of a bitch? We don’t want to kill you! Can… — David Wong Copy Share Image
“Oh, hey, he’d figured out how to work the stupid ramp mechanism. It’d have been nice to have done that before he… — David Wong Ramp Copy Share Image
The things we call cultures are dynamic, internally diverse, and their interpretation is internally contested among its members. Cultures are like ongoing… — David Wong Culture Copy Share Image
“They call it kintsugi. The pot is shattered, then carefully reassembled with a resin mixed with gold. It symbolizes how we must… — David Wong Healing Copy Share Image
Solving the following riddle will reveal the awful secret behind the universe, assuming you do not go utterly mad in the attempt.… — David Wong Assuming Copy Share Image
“I reached out and, with a small move of my body, did something that would change my life forever. I gently moved… — David Wong Life Copy Share Image
“Well, you’d better hope I am because the world was built by sociopaths, men willing to send a million innocent boys into… — David Wong Investing Copy Share Image
War is about remaking the world to suit the whims of some powerful group over the whims of some other powerful group.… — David Wong Grind Copy Share Image
“I know the Goliath Fucking Bird-Eating Spider can't fly because if it could, it would have a different name entirely. We would… — David Wong Humor Copy Share Image
“I picked up the phone and dialed up John on his cell. One ring, and then- "I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE ME… — David Wong Getting Sick Copy Share Image
People come to have different moral beliefs because they have different non-moral beliefs about relevant facts. People are disposed to believe whatever… — David Wong Arguing Copy Share Image
“The human eye has to be one of the cruelest tricks nature ever pulled. We can see a tiny, cone-shaped area of… — David Wong Carbon dioxide Copy Share Image
“We got back to my house to find it ransacked. It was difficult to tell because I’m not the world’s greatest housekeeper… — David Wong Humor Copy Share Image
In fact, our need to feel like big shots keeps us wedded to inadequate perspectives on the world, keeps us from exploring… — David Wong Acknowledge Copy Share Image
At this point two elderly security guards in parkas, the guys who normally work the front desk at the plant, asked John… — David Wong Accents Copy Share Image
The good of the family cannot be achieved without consideration of an individual's important interests. If those interests are urgent and weighty,… — David Wong Compromise Copy Share Image
My own sense as an American is that we have begun to experience the disadvantages of framing virtually all moral issues in… — David Wong American history Copy Share Image
“ No matter where you go, management is always a bunch of cheap bastards .” — David Wong Management Copy Share Image
