Drinking Quotes · Page 34

When it comes to the many addictions and vices and quitting saying I can't generally means I choose not to

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

“Sex mirrored our drinking; both defined our relationship: selfish, detached, indulgent and satisfying.”

— BJ Neblett

Personally, I never drink on Oscar nights, as it interferes with my suffering.

— Bob Hope

I went to the worst of bars hoping to get killed but all I could do was to get drunk again.

— Charles Bukowski

Anyone who risks drinking and driving clearly was dropped on their head as a child. I just dont get why people do…

— Anonymous

During one of my treks through Afghanistan, we lost our corkscrew. We were compelled to live on food and water for several…

— W. C. Fields

I was a sober as the next guy. The only problem is the next guy was Dean Martin

— Red Skelton

A little rain beats down a big wind. Long drinking bouts break open the tun(der).

— Francois Rabelais

I'm talking like 10, 12 years old. Either junior brings Mom and Pop or Mom and Pop bring the kids. I'm talking…

— George Thorogood

There's no reason to drink cow's milk at any time in your life. It was designed for calves, not humans, and we…

— Frank Oski

Fashion, at modern time, was actually a way for women to go out in the world. There was one painting of a…

— Kim Gordon

Some people work with a trainer, some people work with a stylist. I work with a celebrity fecalist. A fecalist is basically…

— Tina Fey

I got invited to the Playboy Mansion with the Lonely Island guys after their first season on 'SNL,' and I sat in…

— Bill Hader

I was a good student. By 8th grade, you've basically learned everything. By senior year, we was drinking, we was kickin' it,…

— Dreezy

There's a romance to danger. There's a romance to drinking, to drugs, to petty crime and to heartbreak and loneliness. All of…

— Joey Comeau

[Dean Martin] is an absolute, unqualified drunk. And if we ever develop an Olympic drinking team, he's gonna be the coach... Dean…

— Frank Sinatra

“Guests stay where you've put them, and carry on doing whatever you suggested they do, until you suggest they stop and do…

— Anne Fine

the explanation of the ebb and flow of the women's movement ... is partly psychological. During those early post-war years when successes…

— Eleanor Rathbone

All my friends were in college when I was making 'Superbad.' We were drinking beer and watching movies and eating pizza. It…

— Jonah Hill

The biggest challenge is to convince a woman that it's not her fault. My daughter is 25; my stepdaughter is 22. As…

— Debbie Stabenow

This one guy, the worst guy in the music. The Yanni man. You know Yanni? First of all, anyone who looks like…

— Dave Attell

Certainly, Gandhi is not inferior to Christ in goodness and sanctity, and he surpasses him in touching humility. Gandhi is the prophet…

— Sudhir Kakar

I’m not at peace anymore. I just want him like I used to in the old days. I want to be eating…

— Graham Greene

I don't go out drinking and stuff like that. My friends say 'Just have one drink, JD.' I say 'What's the point?'…

— Jermain Defoe

Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the…

— Hugh Hood

I wasn't doing much work when I was using and drinking. I have friends who did it (work), but I wasn't one…

— Rob Roberge

Harboring unforgiveness is like drinking poison and hoping your enemy will die.

— Joyce Meyer

If I meet you for a date and you do not look anything like your picture, then you are buying me drinks…

— Punkinhead Abhishek

“Everyone is drinking. She can feel them out there drinking, turning into beasts.”

— Anna Keesey

Prudence must not be expected from a man who is never sober. [Lat., Non est ab homine nunquam sobrio postulanda prudentia.]

— Marcus Tullius Cicero

I'm going to lower the drinking age to eighteen. If you're old enough to die in Iraq, you're old enough to drink.

— Kinky Friedman

To me, being grown-up meant smoking cigarettes, drinking cocktails, and dressing up in high heels and glamourous outfits.

— Lorna Luft

My goal is to hit the gym every day I'm on vacation. Usually I just end up sleeping and drinking beer.

— Gary Allan

There's a lot of stuff in the club that's like, it's cool there because you're drinking and all you wanna do is…

— Miguel

I stopped drinking almost immediately after I had ready access to liquor, when I got to college. It almost immediately lost its…

— Steve Albini

And what do you say of lovers of wine... they are glad of any pretext of drinking any wine

— Plato

I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.

— Doug Stanhope

The roots and herbes beaten and put into new ale or beer and daily drunk, cleareth, strengtheneth and quickeneth the sight of…

— Nicholas Culpeper

Also, I gained lots of weight between ages 18-20 because I was drinking alcohol at night. Alcohol has lots of calories and…

— Oksana Baiul

“They were drinking, laughing and dancing, but I was sitting alone in the corner and talking to your soul.”

— M.F. Moonzajer