I don't care about the drinking, I just want to be able to go hang out and not have to worry about… — Chrissy Costanza Copy Share Image
Farewell, woman! I intend Henceforth every night to sit With my lewd, well-natured friend, Drinking to engender wit. — John Wilmot Copy Share Image
The problem with some people is that when they aren't drunk, they're sober. — William Butler Yeats Copy Share Image
Voroshilov was a hard-riding, hard-drinking military crony of civil-war days. — Kliment Voroshilov Copy Share Image
I keep telling people: Don't make me the poster boy for AA because I don't know a lot about sobriety, but I… — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
I read that heavy drinking is bad for your health. I decided I better stop reading. — Charles Barkley Copy Share Image
“Nothing gives a sensation better than a beer! Nothing builds a relation better than a beer!” — Anshul Dubey Copy Share Image
For me, one of the important things about keeping vocally healthy is warming up and making sure I'm aware where my voice… — Adam Lambert Copy Share Image
Of all the hot liquors, I regard buttered rum as the worst. I believe that the drinking of it should be permitted… — David A. Embury Copy Share Image
You could not give up a human heart as you could give up drinking. The drink was yours, and you could give… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Start small - if you drink soda, stop drinking soda. You don't have to make every single change at once or overnight,… — Shailene Woodley Copy Share Image
When I get my drivers licences I am going too take my picture of me drunk soo, when I get pulled over… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The major thing that holds you back when you're trying to change a bad habit like eating, smoking, or drinking too much… — Dan Ariely Copy Share Image
We're gaily yet, we're gaily yet, And we're not very fow, but we're gaily yet; Then set ye awhile, and tipple a… — John Vanbrugh Copy Share Image
He taught them that the purpose of a man is to make his life holy--every aspect of his life: eating, drinking praying,… — Chaim Potok Copy Share Image
The human race is the most stupid and unfair kind of race. A lot of the runners don't even get decent sneakers… — Banksy Copy Share Image
As a boy I heard this story in church. A man was patching a pitched roof of a tall building when he… — Richard Paul Evans Copy Share Image
It is far best for the Christian never to see some things, so he will never want them. The old-fashioned Christian who… — John R. Rice Copy Share Image
There is one way by which a strolling player may be ever secure of success; that is, in our theatrical way of… — Oliver Goldsmith Copy Share Image
“Thank god for Vegas. Seriously. A lobotomy wasn’t as effective as a weekend three hours of Red Bull away (from LA, not… — Christy Heron Copy Share Image
Love is not a feeling; it's a sensation. Drinking water when you're thirsty is a sensation, not a feeling. Being in nature… — Barry Long Copy Share Image
“On the other side of the ledger stood the fact that fotitude was useless against it (liquor). Even the mightiest potsman, a… — David Wondrich Copy Share Image
It's that idea that you can have one drink - and no you can't. Within a week I was drinking heavily. It… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
I started turning 40 at 38. I had pains all over my body. I couldn't sleep, I had rampant anxiety, and I… — Lorraine Gary Copy Share Image
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other… — Tommy Cooper Copy Share Image
Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin. — Napoleon Bonaparte Copy Share Image
A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says "You've been brought here for drinking." The drunk says "Okay, let's… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I used to think that drinking would help my shyness, but all it did was exaggerate all the negative qualities. — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
It's funny how after enough drinks a woman wearing high heels can turn into a baby giraffe that is learning how to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It was one of those striking moments in life where you find familiarity in the inexplicable.” — Gerry Abbey Copy Share Image
“Nothing is more fun than fucking and drinking, I don’t know what is your God offering in heaven.” — M.F. Moonzajer Copy Share Image
My biggest weakness as a endurance athlete has been in not drinking enough water after training, thereby racing sometimes while dehydrated. — Bill Rodgers Copy Share Image
I don't think I've ever drunk champagne before breakfast before. With breakfast on several occasions, but never before before. — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
I don't think vodka is useful. I think it's for people who don't like alcohol, in which case, you probably shouldn't be… — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
Studying literature at Harvard is like learning about women at the Mayo Clinic. — Roy Blount, Jr Copy Share Image
Your knowledge of wine is almost as impressive as your use of it to disguise your alcoholism. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Drunken with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you will. But be drunken. — Eugene O'Neill Copy Share Image
It's fine, it's okay It was wrong either way. I just wanted to say.There isn't much fun when you're drinking wine. — Madeleine Peyroux Copy Share Image
Sunscreen! It is a recent discovery and now I can't live without it - that and drinking lots of water and moisturizing. — Sarah Jessica Parker Copy Share Image
