Born Quote by Artie Lange Download Open image “A weekend in Vegas without gambling and drinking is just like being a born-again Christian.” — Artie Lange ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Born Born again Christian Christianity Drinking Gambling Gamer Las vegas Vegas Weekend
Everybody knows about Las Vegas. It's a state of mind. Some people want to come with their kids and have a great weekend. Some… — Michael Douglas Copy Share Image
I don't gamble anymore since I had a kid. I have fun in Vegas. I see shows, Cirque du Soleil. Don Rickles was in… — Greg Fitzsimmons Copy Share Image
The best thing about Las Vegas is that no one pretends to be responsible for your behavior like they do in the rest of… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
I was a gambler when I was a kid, so when we got to Las Vegas, it was like Mecca. — Steven Van Zandt Copy Share Image
For a degenerate like me, Vegas is like a walk down memory lane. Last time I went to Vegas, I went to my old… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
I mean, what do you do in Las Vegas? You gamble - and you go to strip clubs. — Scott Caan Copy Share Image
Vegas is exciting, and it's nice to be somewhere on a regular basis rather than just criss-crossing the country. It allows me to have… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
There's no better place than Vegas to take a chance and gamble on love. — Becca Kufrin Copy Share Image
I'm a Sagittarian, see, I can't be fenced in. I been living in Las Vegas, greatest city in the world. I look out my… — Redd Foxx Copy Share Image
The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
It is funny because the guy who is my boss now, Howard Stern, has a similarity there. He got big being a regular guy.… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
It's weird because standup can be like therapy. Comedians can't be satisfied with just having fun with our friends. We've got to figure out… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
A-Rod wants to be like Babe Ruth. And people don't realize this, he's a lot like Babe Ruth. Before the playoffs a couple of… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
At the Mirage Sportsbook, you can get a line on 2 kid playing wiffleball in the backyard in Minnesota — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
Of course in show business there are two ways to play it and I am not politically correct so I am not going to… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
By the time I am Howard's age I hope to be long retired. I don't plan on working that long. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
The regular guy still relates to him and Howard is a $500 million guy now who dates a model and drives about in a… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
The only reason I can't recommend heroin to kids is because the effects wear off. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
Richard Lewis has this incredible ability to look like he's just... you know it's an act that's been honed. What you have to do… — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
In Hollywood, there is another name for a woman's 40th birthday party, it's a retirement party. — Artie Lange Copy Share Image
My mother says I didn't open my eyes for eight days after I was born, but when I did, the first thing I saw… — Elizabeth Taylor Copy Share Image
I always thought if I was born 2000 years earlier, I would be a monk, probably carving a monastery or some giant pantheon buildings. — Jenova Chen Copy Share Image
The real world out there isn't nearly as nice as some people prefer it to be, so don't swallow everything your high-born teachers tell… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Anybody looking for a quiet life has picked the wrong century to born in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was born and raised in Orlando, where the economy and culture has been powerfully shaped by tourism, and so I've long been interested… — Laura van den Berg Copy Share Image
I know that in the rap game you've got a lot of people, that come from poverty, was born in poverty and if it… — Jon Connor Copy Share Image
Nothing old is ever reborn but neither does it totally disappear. And that which has once been born, will always reappear in a new… — Alvar Aalto Copy Share Image
I have lifted my plane . . . for perhaps a thousand flights and I have never felt her wheels glide from the Earth… — Beryl Markham Copy Share Image
If there is any period one would desire to be born in, is it not the age of Revolution; when the old and the… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
Must I go bound while you go free Must I love a manwho doesn't love me Must I be born with so little art… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I'm not against gay people. I have a relative who is also gay. We can't help it if they were born that way. — Manny Pacquiao Copy Share Image
For the glory born of Goodness Never dies, And its flag is not half-masted In the skies. — Bret Harte Copy Share Image