Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. — Francis Galton Copy Share Image
You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in. — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
No dog is as well bred or as well mannered or as distinguished and handsome. — Eugene O'Neill Copy Share Image
But in order to be the thing you want to be, you have to work like a dog at the thing you… — Frank Langella Copy Share Image
I don't care who loves me or not…all that matters is my dog loves me more than himself. — Fiza Elahi Copy Share Image
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fetch the paper. It's a dog's life, eh Leo? — Morgan Webb Copy Share Image
I have a boyfriend and a dog, and I still haven't figured out what I want to be when I grow up. — Chelsea Clinton Copy Share Image
I have a song called 'Young Voorhees,' because I like to call myself the new Jason Voorhees, and it samples 'Courage the… — Ski Mask the Slump God Copy Share Image
“Ears back, tail up! I got to show off the white tip on the end of my tail. It's the flag that… — Sheron Long Copy Share Image
If you the owner of the dog, really showing not just food but real affection, then dog very much appreciate. Isn't it? — Dalai Lama Copy Share Image
I've been in that angst of loneliness, where you're really alone in the universe, except for the dog. — William Shatner Copy Share Image
The remedy for thirst? It is the opposite of the one for a dog bite: run always after a dog, he'll never… — Francois Rabelais Copy Share Image
I am not only uninterested in having children. I am opposed to having children. Having a purebred human baby is like having… — Ingrid Newkirk Copy Share Image
I adore dogs to the extent I think they are much more important than human beings. I like your dog much more… — David Feherty Copy Share Image
I grab a dog. I choke him and I kick the shit out of him. All day long got my foot up… — Friday Copy Share Image
And I, a materialist who does not believe in the starry heaven promised to a human being, for this dog and for… — Pablo Neruda Copy Share Image
“While observing some people with their dogs, it is often a question of who is training whom. It is not uncommon to… — Elizabeth Parker Copy Share Image
Hey, I'm going to Super Dog for a quick bite and to pass along a message from a dead guy to his… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
People idealise their animals, and at the same time they patronisingly overlook a dog's natural life - biting fleas, burying bones, rolling… — Tove Jansson Copy Share Image
A pretty girl is better than a plain one. A leg is better than an arm. A bedroom is better than a… — Preston Sturges Copy Share Image
I was a copy editor. I loved it. I love grammar. I'm obsessed. I was a bartender. I worked in a cafe.… — Pauline Chalamet Copy Share Image
Since the invention of the flush toilet and the vacuum carpet cleaner, the modern man seems to judge a man's moral standards… — Lin Yutang Copy Share Image
“Dogs don't hesitate. They stand by our side, no matter the odds, the reason, the depth of cold. If we step into… — David Weiskircher Copy Share Image
Spay or neuter your dog or cat so our shelters don't fill at inexorable rates. — Suzy Shuster Copy Share Image
“This was, I decided, my purpose as a dog, to comfort the boy whenever he needed me.” — W Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
All knowledge, the totality of all questions and all answers, is contained in dog. — Franz Kafka Copy Share Image
If there are junk yards in hell, love is the dog that guards the gates. — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“If a hungry dog looks for food, he does not look in the doghouse.” — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
Oh, America! I could never leave you! You're like my dog, dumb as a post but you make me laugh! — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“A dog's love is pure and can inspire the repressed angel in even the most corrupted heart.” — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
My serve has killed a small dog ... I'm joking, I'm joking! The dog was huge! — Andy Roddick Copy Share Image
I love animals and we never had a dog because my parents were working so hard. — Jannik Sinner Copy Share Image
Dogs: the best friend you will ever have that pees on your couch and stays your friend. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image