Dog Quotes · Page 42

When what you want is a relationship, and not a person, get a dog.

— Deb Caletti

When someone is mean to a dog, they are being cruel to a living being.

— Akhil Akkineni

“What kind of dog is the most colorful? A: Paint Bernard!”

— Uncle Amon

The dog barking at you from behind his master's fence acts for a motive indistinguishable from that of his master when the…

— Robert Ardrey

I had brothers and sisters and did chores and had to pick up the dog crap in the yard and mow the…

— Peter Billingsley

The racist dog policemen must withdraw immediately from our communities, cease their wanton murder and brutality and torture of black people, or…

— Huey Newton

I did not have a dog with a diamond collar. I was never flashy.

— Robert Horry

Naturally, everybody has certain things they wish they hadn't done in life. They wish they hadn't kicked their dog when they were…

— Clint Eastwood

“he debuted the Cozy Dog—the first corn dog on a stick. At first, he wanted to call his creation the “Crusty Cur,”…

— Will Pearson

If any of my competitors were drowning, I'd stick a hose in their mouth and turn on the water. It is ridiculous…

— Ray Kroc

They [rulers] must act like a good physician who, when gangrene has set in proceeds without mercy to cut, saw, and burn…

— Martin Luther

I have a boyfriend and a dog, and I still haven't figured out what I want to be when I grow up.

— Chelsea Clinton

I've had pigeons, doves, mice. I had a cat, dogs.

— Orianthi

We have a really, really great dog. It doesn't bark. My dog almost smiles, which is weird. He's just a very happy…

— Jimmy Fallon

Awks moment when your freind is getting shouted at bye their parents and u are just there patting the dog ;)

— Mee

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

— Fran Lebowitz

I love being outdoors and think a tan is very sexy. I'll lie out on white towels strewn with pillows. I don't…

— Pamela Anderson

“I want you to love me like my dog does, baby.”

— Anonymous

I use an app called ChoreMonster. The kids earn points for brushing teeth or picking up the dog poop. It's genius.

— Julie Bowen

The love of a dog is a pure thing. He gives you a trust which is total. You must not betray it.

— Michel Houellebecq

I'm no one's lap dog, you can't put me on a leash, and that was the attitude of it, fuck off.

— John Lydon

And then there were cats, thought Dog. He'd surprised the huge ginger cat from next door and had attempted to reduce it…

— Terry Pratchett

My dog is always looking out the window waiting for someone to walk past just to bark.

— Anonymous

My husband got the dog, and I got the cat. But the dog and cat miss each other, so we must have…

— Jenna Fischer

I just bought a Chihuahua. It's the dog for lazy people. You don't have to walk it. Just hold it out the…

— Anthony Ward Clark