Of course I'm funky like fat people having intercourse. Basically, the funk is stuck in your teeth...so get the dental floss. — Redman Copy Share Image
Look, if you have somebody who doesn't have health insurance, who doesn't have a doctor or dentist, and in order to deal… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
Why did you leave? (Aiden) I took care of the person harassing him. Threat gone. Job eliminated. Anything else you want to… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Both sexes allow men dentists inside our mouths, but, well, have you ever let a man who is a dental hygienist inside… — Warren Farrell Copy Share Image
Even if every program were educational and every advertisement bore the seal of approval of the American Dental Association, we would still… — Ellen Goodman Copy Share Image
We spend billions on marginal and often unnecessary procedures on people who are in the final dying process, yet we leave millions… — Richard Lamm Copy Share Image
A person of good intelligence and of sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I got some real rough dental work done not long ago, and my mouth's still numb right here [points to the left… — Roy Jones Jr Copy Share Image
There are two things in life that a sage must preserve at every sacrifice, the coats of his stomach and the enamel… — Henry Bulwer, 1st Baron Dalling and Bulwer Copy Share Image
Hockey players wear numbers because you can't always identify the body with dental records. — Bob Plager Copy Share Image
An aching tooth is better out than in. To lose a rotting member is a gain. — Richard Baxter Copy Share Image
No wonder he has such nice teeth. They probably pay him in dental floss. — Janette Rallison Copy Share Image
Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental. — Ogden Nash Copy Share Image
If we take care of our mental health like our dental health; we'll be ok. — Howie Mandel Copy Share Image
I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up. — Vicki Lawrence Copy Share Image
My mom gave me one of those cloth calendars for the kitchen. It took me three hours to sew in a dental… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
You're a terrible cook, Daniel." "I know," he replied, "But it's the effort that counts." "I hope that's not the slogan for… — Lisa Lutz Copy Share Image
Good dental care doesn't make you a good student, but if your tooth hurts, it's hard to be a good student. — Geoffrey Canada Copy Share Image
Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get. — George D. Prentice Copy Share Image
We take our kids for physical vaccinations, dental exams, eye checkups. When do we think to take our - our son or… — Gordon Smith Copy Share Image
My dentist is actually a highly technical specialist, constantly experimenting with the latest dental research. The equipment he has makes my old… — Joelle Carter Copy Share Image
People ask me, 'Have you ever considered doing stand-up?' To me it would be less offensive if someone asked me, 'Have you… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
I had a doctorate in biological anthropology. I got a post-doc at CWRU dental school in 1983 teaching gross anatomy. — Mary Doria Russell Copy Share Image
you see what I'm saying?" Mooner said. "Something else always comes along. You go to jail, you don't have to worry about… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
Like going to the dentist, where you write: "Dental appointment today. All of the dentists in Boulder are 'holistic.' They can't fill… — Ken Wilber Copy Share Image
I embarked on a risky course of plastic surgery and silicone injections, major dental realignments and gruesome medical procedures. I pray that… — Gelsey Kirkland Copy Share Image
Visiting a dentist early in life will help keep a kid's smile healthy for years to come. We know good oral health… — Deb Matthews Copy Share Image
The number of managers with great track records in a given market depends far more on the number of people who started… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
I could have been a dental hygienist with nothing bad ever appearing in print about me, but that's not how I've chosen… — Julia Roberts Copy Share Image
A retired teacher paid $62,000 towards her pension and nothing, yes nothing, for full family medical, dental and vision coverage over her… — Chris Christie Copy Share Image
My daughter wrote a book. She is a New York Times Bestselling Author. Fabulous. Couldn't be more proud. She also has no… — Kate Siegel Copy Share Image
Very often, the way love is defined, it does violence to both people. It almost makes them a slave to the other.… — Marshall B. Rosenberg Copy Share Image
When we hear a Mozart piano concerto today, we're most likely to hear the piano part played on a modern concert grand.… — Robert Greenberg Copy Share Image
You can't make people happy by law. If you said to a bunch of average people two hundred years ago "Would you… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
We win or the alumni bash in our teeth. (On the dental plan at NC State) — Jim Valvano Copy Share Image
“Don’t rub noses with a shark. It may be the last dental appointment you ever have.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Millions of Americans, adults and children, lack access to dental care. — Michael K. Simpson Copy Share Image
Let's be honest, dental care in America is extremely expensive, period. — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image