A man doesn't automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the dirt and beg for it. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Authority, power, and wealth do not change a man; they only reveal him — Ali ibn Abi Talib Copy Share Image
The only thing you fear is the unreality that you yourself have invented. — Byron Katie Copy Share Image
Your vision is not limited by what your eye can see, but by what your mind can imagine. — Ellison Onizuka Copy Share Image
I bleed for you that's why I cut those simple scars are just deep thoughts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We must not mistake kindness for weakness. Kindness isn't weak. Kindness is a certain type of strength. — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
If they drive God from the earth, we shall shelter Him underground. — Fyodor Dostoevsky Copy Share Image
I mean, I can't say that I've had many deep thoughts because I traveled alone, but it's good to be with myself… — Jen Kirkman Copy Share Image
Real value isn’t in what you own, drive, wear or live. The greater value is found in love and life, health and… — T. D. Jakes Copy Share Image
More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some folks say it was a miracle. Saint Francis suddenly appeared and knocked the next pitch clean over the fence. But I… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“A five-week sand blizzard?" said Deep Thought haughtily. "You ask this of me who have contemplated the very vectors of the atoms… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Single-minded devotion engenders deep thought, which expresses itself in action. The Lord's Light descends on the devotee, His power awakens in him… — Anandamayi Ma Copy Share Image
When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Instead of raising your hand to ask a question in class, how about individual push buttons on each desk? That way, when… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I'm not afraid of insects taking over the world, and you know why? It would take about a billion ants just to… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I wish there was a disease where you're afraid of clouds, because I think I could cure it. First, you sit the… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with his Superman cape on. "Get down!" yelled Uncle… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
To write? Because all this is going to vanish. The only thing left will be the prose and poems, the books, what… — James Salter Copy Share Image
I remember one day I was at Grandpa's farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, "Maybe… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I guess I kinda lost control, because in the middle of the play I ran up and lit the evil puppet villain… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fisherman caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
People don't want quarter-inch drills. They want quarter-inch holes. — Theodore Levitt Copy Share Image
I'm telling you, just attach a big parachute TO THE PLANE ITSELF! Is anyone listening to me?! — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Doing is better than not doing, and if you do something badly you'll learn to do it better. — Twyla Tharp Copy Share Image
It could be disastrous to speak your mind while you are deep in thought. — C.J. Langenhoven Copy Share Image
The function of abundance is not to possess things but to use them and gather experiences. — Stuart Wilde Copy Share Image
But our lives were not as they seemed, were they, Sophia? No one's life ever is. — Jean Plaidy Copy Share Image
Step off let cheese cause him inna cheap class. Mi nuh call dem??. but mi scatta deep thoughts. — Aidonia Copy Share Image
There isnt a person anywhere who isnt capable of doing more than he thinks he can. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to be lucky, but I always say that to be lucky, you have to fight for it. — Jonas Hiller Copy Share Image
“I don't want that boy to fall over for just a bird that forgot that her wings are broken.” — Ade Santi Copy Share Image
Music connects with the soul. I think it's the quickest art form to the soul. — Chris Tomlin Copy Share Image
I hope, when they die, cartoon characters have to answer for their sins. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
