If I had a mine shaft, I don't think I would just abandon it. There's got to be a better way. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
He was the kind of man who was not ashamed to show affection. I guess that's what I hated about him. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The only thing you fear is the unreality that you yourself have invented. — Byron Katie Copy Share Image
A man doesn't automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the dirt and beg for it. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Authority, power, and wealth do not change a man; they only reveal him — Ali ibn Abi Talib Copy Share Image
To me, Doors fans were always the 16-year-old idiots at parties, getting stoned, and talking about how Morrison's lyrics were like poetry...… — Bruce McCulloch Copy Share Image
When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call the police. But then I got curious… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a lightheartedness to the subject, in… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
To acquire the habit of reading is to construct for yourself a refuge from almost all the miseries of life. — W. Somerset Maugham Copy Share Image
I bet when they weren't fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes on the ends of the horns, so as… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
A good way to keep a mob of peasants from killing your monster is when they break into your castle, make them… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Prayer doesn’t work. Perhaps it makes the believer feel better (in the same way that meditation or deep thought would), but prayer… — David G. McAfee Copy Share Image
I remember when I was in the army, we had the toughest drill sergeant in the world. He'd get right up next… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“I'll just quote myself for now; actually, I'll quote what a good friend of mine, David Jenkins responded to a post I… — David Jenkins Copy Share Image
You will have peace to the extent that you have God, and the further you are away from God the less you… — Meister Eckhart Copy Share Image
Whatever you resist you become. If you resist anger, you are always angry. If you resist sadness, you are always sad. If… — Adyashanti Copy Share Image
I didn't have any close relationship with him because, although [William Edward Burghardt] DuBois may not have been as egocentric - I… — Ella Baker Copy Share Image
The happiness of those who want to be popular depends on others; the happiness of those who seek pleasure fluctuates with moods… — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
If you were an ancient barbarian, I bet a real embarrassing thing would be if you were sacking Rome and your cape… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When I was younger I feared the dark, wondering what evil was watching me. Now it's different, for now it's a game… — Stefanie Schneider Copy Share Image
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill somone with the lemons (maybe by shoving them down his throat)? — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let go, because, they're gone, man. They're gone. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
“I am confident, because you said yes. Or was it…" He looks up to the ceiling in deep thought and then back… — Jodi Ellen Malpas Copy Share Image
Patience is that: the heart does not feel anger towards that which is destined (for you) and that the mouth does not… — Ritu Copy Share Image
If your motivation for acquiring money or success comes from a non-supportive root such as fear, anger or the need to 'prove'… — T. Harv Eker Copy Share Image
If you ever go temporarily insane, don't shoot somebody, like a lot of people do. Instead, try to get some weeding done,… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
People just naturally assume that dogs would be incapable of working together on some sort of construction project. But what about just… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
If we pick out which parts of the Bible we dislike, we actually have a god we've created. How can that god… — Timothy Keller Copy Share Image
The one and only thing over which you have complete and total control is how you focus your own mind. Luckily, this… — Napoleon Hill Copy Share Image
You can't tell me that cowboys, when they're branding cattle, don't sort of "accidentally" brand each other every once in a while.… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
However good or bad you feel about your relationship, the person you are with at this moment is the "right" person, because… — Deepak Chopra Copy Share Image
If doctors ever tell you that you've "flipped out," don't believe them, and just keep on doing what you were doing, because… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
When I read some of the things other movie people say about their work, I think I'm in the wrong business. I… — Fred MacMurray Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Man is born only as a potential. He can become a thorn for himself and for others, he can also become a… — Rajneesh Copy Share Image
Realization is not knowledge about the universe, but the living experience of the nature of the universe. Until we have such living… — Namkhai Norbu Copy Share Image
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