It seemed to me that, somehow, the blue jay was trying to communicate with me. I would see him fly into the… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
A religion true to its nature must also be concerned about man's social conditions....A ny religion that professes to be concerned with… — Martin Luther King, Jr Copy Share Image
Beautiful leaving , is to leave without harming, beautiful pardoning is to pardon without rebuking, and beautiful patience is tobe patient without complaining.. — Ritu Copy Share Image
By our attitude, we decide to read, or not to read. By our attitude, we decide to try or give up. By… — Jim Rohn Copy Share Image
As you breath right now, another person takes their last. So Stop Complaining, and Learn to Live your Life with what you… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
I bet when they weren't fighting, Vikings with horn helmets had to stick potatoes on the ends of the horns, so as… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a dungeon. But some days, when there was a… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
If I ever do a book on the Amazon, I hope I am able to bring a lightheartedness to the subject, in… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
The real axis of social change is not horizontal, but vertical. We don’t need a whole bunch of people gathering to think… — Marianne Williamson Copy Share Image
“O Deep Thought computer," he said, "the task we have designed you to perform is this. We want you to tell us...."… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“He found himself in a room not unlike the shop. All books again, packed tight on shelves or laying in piles on… — Jenny Nimmo Copy Share Image
She avoids deep thought like an empty restaurant, not out of stupidity, but a canny resolve to be happy. — Alex Shakar Copy Share Image
“I am confident, because you said yes. Or was it....." He looks up to the ceiling in deep thought and then back… — Jodi Ellen Malpas Copy Share Image
To have no vision of your own means living the vision of someone else. — Laurie Beth Jones Copy Share Image
If there was a big gardening convention, and you got up and gave a speech in favor of fast-motion gardening, I bet… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Joy attracts more joy. Happiness attracts more happiness. Peace attracts more peace. GRATITUDE attracts more GRATITUDE. Kindness attracts more kindness. Love attracts… — Rhonda Byrne Copy Share Image
A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Sometimes you have to be lucky, but I always say that to be lucky, you have to fight for it. — Jonas Hiller Copy Share Image
