There is no such thing as women's intuition. You all just have crap poker faces. — Rachel Shelley Copy Share Image
With supernatural things, I have heard ghosts, but I've never seen ghosts. I do seek ghosts and I would love to see… — Guillermo del Toro Copy Share Image
Every opponent is a new opponent. Trust me, they don't give a crap how many matches I have won. — Johanna Konta Copy Share Image
All the crap they tell you about... getting joy and having a kind of wisdom in your golden years - it's all… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Privacy is important. Anybody who doesn't think that, they're crap. But I know I'm going to lose some of that and that's… — Daniel Craig Copy Share Image
I'm not about trying to be out here fighting and shooting, stabbing and, you know, all that crap, man. — Tone Loc Copy Share Image
I barely watch TV. Somehow, I make it work with just the Internet. On TV, there's always so much crap, and you… — Chelsea Peretti Copy Share Image
To be successful you have to deal with CRAP. Criticism, Rejection, Assholes and Pressure. — Ryan Blair Copy Share Image
If you tell a lie that's big enough, and you tell it often enough, people will believe you're telling the truth, even… — Richard Belzer Copy Share Image
President George] Bush talked to us like we were a bunch of morons and we ate it up. Can you imagine, the… — John Updike Copy Share Image
“I mean that after the little accident with your mom, you'd think you'd never come out here again." My heart stops. I'm… — Colleen Boyd Copy Share Image
That's just something instinctual within men. We always feel like we've got to protect our stuff. Even if it's not worth protecting,… — Jeff Foxworthy Copy Share Image
“You know there's no God, right? You already figured out that it's just a bunch of crap someone made up to keep… — Sister Mary Eunice McKee (American Horror Story Copy Share Image
Females in our generation morals are just out the window. Materialistic things aren't life. I'd rather walk in the rain with a… — Jhene Aiko Copy Share Image
I'm always taken aback by things that are successful that I think are just crap, and then I'm completely surprised when things… — Kevin Spacey Copy Share Image
“Of all the crap, crap, crappy nights I've ever had in the whole of my crap life. On a scale of one… — Sophie Kinsella Copy Share Image
I hope people just enjoy the music. I'm not worried about any sort of legacy. Whether people view me more as the… — Glenn Kotche Copy Share Image
Try asking sometime. Not all women will stand for that 50 Shades crap, you know. — Jill Shalvis Copy Share Image
I could give a flying crap about the political process We're an entertainment company. — Glenn Beck Copy Share Image
It scares the living crap out of me how good wine is at ten dollars. — Gary Vaynerchuk Copy Share Image
When I'm playing comedy, it is such a crap shoot of what will work and what won't. — Elaine Stritch Copy Share Image
“They make us live in the crap, and now they're taking the crap away? No! ” — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
In my 20s, I railed against anything 'spiritual', I thought it was all crap, — Alice Sebold Copy Share Image
The challenge is that we live in a time where there's a lot of crap on television. — Jeff Corwin Copy Share Image
I said you were a man of peace. I want you to know I took immense crap for that. — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
I mean do women like to get the crap scared out of them at the movies? Sure. Of course. — Jerry O'Connell Copy Share Image
Don't bail; the best pieces of gold are at the bottom of the barrel of crap. — Randy Pausch Copy Share Image
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