Crap Quotes · Page 8

If I want to look half decent, a blow dry is a godsend. I'm crap at doing my own hair.

— Suki Waterhouse

“If you love someone, everything else is crap.”

— Luann McLane

I hate most of what constitutes rock music, which is basically middle-aged crap.

— Sting

The junk food of political journalism...all reshuffle stories are crap.

— Alastair Campbell

Wait! Don't applaud my cheapness! I've got other crap I need help with!

— Craig Ferguson

“Don't cut the Crap. Crap gives you Breakthroughs!”

— Vineet Raj Kapoor

“People speak crap if they speak more than they've read.”

— Alin Sav

Crap happens, you know? It happens, especially when you're in this sport long enough.

— Stephen Thompson

I love doing readings. I could really give a crap about reviews. It's kind of about the readers.

— Jami Attenberg

I don't let myself believe in writer's block. I feel very strongly writing is habit as much as an art or a…

— Nora Roberts

The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute…

— Bill Maher

My new iPhone, I'm obsessed. My iPod. I love all the Mac crap. AppleTV, I'm crazy about that. I'd rather buy a…

— Kaley Cuoco

“In a way, I was incrediibly proud of her (not that I had any intention of letting it show while I was…

— Meg Cabot

“Today had been a shit day, and it seemed I wasn’t about to climb down off the crap cart any time soon.”

— Jack L. Pyke

Certain things in life are more important than the usual crap that everyone strives for.

— James Taylor

If everything really does get better, the way everyone claims, then happiness should be graphable. But that's crap, because better isn't quantifiable.

— Anonymous

When you're the director and the writer, you never have to remember your lines, and there's no one to call you on…

— Zach Braff

Women don't have dicks and they don't want dicks. That amateur psychology crap that women want penises. And they certainly don't want…

— Bobby Slayton

If you look at Drudge and if you see headlines that portend the end of the world tomorrow, don't click on it.…

— Rush Limbaugh

When Nick At Nite is showing George Lopez, it's not doing what I'm thinking. But yes, I even write in the book…

— David Bianculli

I think a good writer is a mix of confidence (sure that what they're writing is going to appeal to their readers)…

— Charles de Lint

I feel that so many sci-fi films and films in general have just become really dependent on and addicted to CGI, and…

— Darren Aronofsky

I rarely do anything on the show by myself. I dont want it to be about me. Squatting in the sewer in…

— Mike Rowe

Think about the amount of crap the US has done! Between slavery and the genocide of the Native Americans - if any…

— Bill Burr

People who use Class will never understand all the crap they are doing.

— Douglas Crockford

Deja Poo: The feeling that you've heard this crap before.

— Anonymous

This is for zhatty from cressssy and noland (aka kitty) we look like crap but its okay

— BYAM;)puppy_kitten

If you eat like crap all the time, quite frankly, you're going to feel like crap.

— Jacqueline MacInnes Wood

This site is crap but... nobody said I couldn't take a pic of me in my PJ's ;)

— Ee

My game is like a cross between karaoke and rap: crap.

— Nick Faldo

I wrote two million words of crap. Maybe I'm just a slow learner .

— Charles Stross

I think the rock'n'roll myth of living on the edge is a pile of crap.

— Robert Smith

“How did I get to be this old and still have to put up with so much crap?”

— T.W. Lawless

I think a lot of the stuff I'm playing now is crap.

— John Peel

Having your adolescence at an all-male boarding school is just crap.

— Benedict Cumberbatch

“Brooke was he wouldn’t have to deal with this crap, and everything and”

— J.C. Reed

“It's okay to write crap. Just don't try publishing it while it's still crap.”

— S.M. Blooding

There's so much content out there that you can't make crap and just hope it gets seen.

— Tommy Dewey

“the more you stared up crap the more it's going to smell (/)”

— Mary Sumner

All the crap that we've encumbered our lives with, it's really meaningless.

— Emilio Estevez