I always think there will be that time that people will find out that I'm crap at what I do. — Jonathan Rhys Meyers Copy Share Image
The local TV news is the greatest danger in your life. It's all crap. — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
Sure, you need enormous amounts of technical expertise to be the best in the world. But to accomplish mindfulness, you just need… — Danny Gregory Copy Share Image
“Every morning I wake up and I tell myself this: It's just one day, one twenty-four-hour period to get yourself through. I… — Gayle Forman Copy Share Image
I'm very harsh on real estate agents. I'm not sure why. Maybe it's because of how the call every small house 'charming'… — Stephan Pastis Copy Share Image
There's the media-driven universe, in which the public perceives you in a superficial way. Then there's the universe that you actually inhabit,… — Bette Midler Copy Share Image
I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
I know what I look like. I'm not a babe who's automatically going to be the leading-lady type. I think I would… — Ashley Jensen Copy Share Image
I think people who traditionally ate haggis wouldn't eat the good cuts, 'cause they'd sell the good cuts to make their money,… — Scott Hutchison Copy Share Image
Television for a child creates such a high bar of stimulus that nothing else competes. A beautiful day is absolute crap to… — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
If you just sit there, and you're a writer, you're bound to write crap. A lot of American writing is crap. And… — Jamaica Kincaid Copy Share Image
First I took a crap on the hooker's chest, then I told her I'd pay her a thousand dollars to eat it.… — Zach Braff Copy Share Image
There's always tons of crap music people are trying to sell us - [it's] the same way with publishers and galleries. — Scott McClanahan Copy Share Image
At every moment, you have the opportunity to crap out. The world will always tell you to play it safe and just… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
As a younger actor, my motivation may have been 'Do you want that job or don't you?' Now it's 'Do you want… — Liam McIntyre Copy Share Image
Have you seen some of the crap they're selling as exercise equipment now? How about that Suzanne Somers? She should have been… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
I went up for the first time when I was 18. It's a great place - I love L.A.; I mean, in… — Jack Reynor Copy Share Image
Think about the amount of crap the US has done! Between slavery and the genocide of the Native Americans - if any… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
Kenny G has a Christmas album out this year. Hey, happy birthday Jesus! Hope you like crap! — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
I'm a mother with two small children, so I don't take as much crap as I used to. — Pamela Anderson Copy Share Image
If you tell a lie that's big enough, and you tell it often enough, people will believe you're telling the truth, even… — Richard Belzer Copy Share Image
The early Triassic was a period when the planet was recovering from the worst mass extinction it had ever known - that… — Annalee Newitz Copy Share Image
The evaporation of 4 million who believe in this crap would leave the world a better place. — Andrei Codrescu Copy Share Image
I get all these loser preps coming up to me asking for autographs and all this crap, and I really want to… — Avril Lavigne Copy Share Image
