Men are like puppies, adorable, then you take them home and they crap over everything you ever treasured. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap. — Melvin Helitzer Copy Share Image
I just think the whole disease model of addiction is crap. It's rooted in fiction and junk science. — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
My head is filled with so much crap, or facts that I find important, but that some others don't. — Sandra Bullock Copy Share Image
“I responded to this development with the kind of sophisticated language for which I am famous. "Crap crap crap crap crap crap… — John Green Copy Share Image
The sexiest thing in the entire world is being really smart. And being thoughtful. And being generous. Everything else is crap! — Ashton Kutcher Copy Share Image
Glad to hear you spend so much time talking crap about me, I guess you have nothing better to do — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One of life's joys was to have friends who gave you reality checks...who would call you on your crap before it rose… — David Brin Copy Share Image
How wrong to think I was anyone else, like thinking grass stains make you a beautiful view, like getting kissed makes you… — Daniel Handler Copy Share Image
That to me is a bunch of crap trying to shoot guys up into damned space. What they're going to do is… — Chuck Yeager Copy Share Image
Ninety percent of all music is always crap, and when too many people decide they're going to have guitar bands, then ninety… — David Byrne Copy Share Image
What I'm trying to do is help people understand if for one day they could have the best day ever, where there… — Dave Asprey Copy Share Image
I love it when Muslims go to war with each other, as I do when the Christians do, because it shows there's… — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
The book of your revolution sits in the pit of your belly, young Indian. Crap it out, and read. Instead of which,… — Aravind Adiga Copy Share Image
To be honest, after all the crap that happened with 'Summer Heights High,' I was like, 'I'm not going to write anything… — Chris Lilley Copy Share Image
In terms of content, a lot of rap is crap, with all the sexism and homophobic bullshit. It's incredible how rappers are… — Nellie McKay Copy Share Image
I think people who traditionally ate haggis wouldn't eat the good cuts, 'cause they'd sell the good cuts to make their money,… — Scott Hutchison Copy Share Image
There's a lot of crap out there. Most of the science fiction films alone are abominations, you know. They're mindless. So you… — Ray Bradbury Copy Share Image
God doesn't; shoot crap with the universe.Your innermost thoughts are beliefs that unfold as your universe. — Albert Einstein Copy Share Image
It's crap that you're letting on bad year determine your fate for the rest of your life. — Colleen Hoover Copy Share Image
Some film actors want to sit back and look at every scene and all that crap. No, you're an actor - tell… — Clarke Peters Copy Share Image
I still think that if one of Jim's masterpieces were downgraded to sell crap, I would get sick. — John Densmore Copy Share Image
The good news about being full of crap is that once you're willing to admit that you're full of crap, you can… — Jen Sincero Copy Share Image
When I was in prison, I was wrapped up in all those deep books. That Tolstoy crap - people shouldn't read that… — Mike Tyson Copy Share Image
Life gets so ridiculous, you just have to brush it off like sand and laugh. I think the laughter is good medicine… — Ace Antonio Hall Copy Share Image
If you just sit there, and you're a writer, you're bound to write crap. A lot of American writing is crap. And… — Jamaica Kincaid Copy Share Image
You made a lot of mistakes, and you wrote a lot of crap. But it was all part of the learning process. — Cynthia Weil Copy Share Image
Money is the medium of exchange, and it's how you make things happen. To say you hate it is some farfetched, idealistic… — Bobby Seale Copy Share Image
You may have crap that wants to drag you down, but if you really like what you're doing, then there's always a… — Vince Neil Copy Share Image
“People say that I am short-tempered but they don't understand that I give a quick reaction to CRAP!” — Nitya Prakash Copy Share Image
My formative years were all about 'Star Wars' - the first three, not the last crap, obviously. I understood 'Star Trek' but… — Nick Frost Copy Share Image
“Dude, you're scaring the crap out of me,' said Nick. 'I'm serious, I literally have no crap right now.” — Mark Frost Copy Share Image
Get all the crap out of your diet, just do it right for a week. Then just see what can happen. — Dave Asprey Copy Share Image
I don't just want to be associated with a few good 3D movies and the audience is saying all of the other… — James Cameron Copy Share Image
When you think you're good, you will play at that level. If you doubt yourself, you will play like crap. — Kurt Russell Copy Share Image
I think the main influence has been living in New York City. Aside from all the crap around 9/11, I find it… — George Murray Copy Share Image
There are two ways to look at most problems... 'Oh Crap!' or, 'Good Information!,' and our choice will give us good information… — Bill Crawford Copy Share Image
I don't take crap from anyone, so that makes people think I'm rebellious. I'm not. I'm just not a pushover. — Kat Dennings Copy Share Image
Essentially, we have a system where wealthy farmers feed the poor crap and poor farmers feed the wealthy high-quality food. — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
Lyrically we tried to just not be the same as a lot of the other crap that is out there right now. — Adam Rich Copy Share Image
