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Melvin Helitzer

(1924–2009) Writer

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Melvin Helitzer was a writer.

Quick Facts About Melvin Helitzer

Born: October 18, 1924
Died: April 11, 2009
Profession: Writer

About Melvin Helitzer

[Wikidata] American writer... | [Wikipedia] Melvin Helitzer was a professor in the E.W. Scripps School of Journalism at Ohio University, where he taught sports publicity, promotion and public relations in the university's graduate school of recreation and sports sciences.

Quotes by Melvin Helitzer

I have a serious investment problem. I have no money.

Melvin Helitzer

Investing

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I sort of feel like Cindy Crawford's new husband on their wedding night. I know what's expected of me. I'm just not…

Melvin Helitzer

Ability

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One thing I can guarantee you. You may not be a great deal wiser from my talk today, but you will be…

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Deals

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If the audience knows what's behind the door and the actor does not, that's comedy. If both the audience and the actor…

Melvin Helitzer

Actors

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A famous actor, Edmund Kean, on his deathbed, was reported to have said, "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."

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Actors

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I'd like to introduce a man with a lot of charm, talent, and wit. Unfortunately, he couldn't be here tonight, so instead . . .

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Charm

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Enjoy how sweet, how thoughtful, how kind I'm being on your birthday. Because tomorrow it's back to the same old crap.

Melvin Helitzer

Birthday

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