I'm crap at pretending to be something I'm not when I'm in my real life. — Ruth Wilson Copy Share Image
“Do you ever lay off the crap or is it all bullshit, all the time with you?” — Denise Grover Swank Copy Share Image
I think every Negro over fifty should get a medal for putting up with all that crap. — Miles Davis Copy Share Image
Maybe depression is the most reasonable response to all the crap around us. Maybe it's the happy people who need medication. — Marc Maron Copy Share Image
Broadway is not about surprises. It's about rewarding the putrid, formulaic crap that makes Broadway Broadway. — Hilton Als Copy Share Image
Sportsmanship...what a load of crap, don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any mercy... you want mercy? Take your… — Stone Cold Steve Austin Copy Share Image
You read the papers and you watch television, so you know the kind of spider-brained, commercially poisoned piece-of-crap reporting you get in… — Greg Palast Copy Share Image
If I can sell out clubs and theaters and play dirtbags in movies, and get blown up in a car or get… — Bill Burr Copy Share Image
If you know your Bible and your Shakespeare and can shoot craps, you have a liberal education. — Tallulah Bankhead Copy Share Image
All crap, Believe nothing. I will never speak about any of this as long as I'm alive. You're all gonna have to… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
I have never been against new art as such; some of it is good, much is crap, most is somewhere in between. — Robert Hughes Copy Share Image
I like having the vinyl, but it's not like we're going to sell an umbrella or something. I don't like the idea… — Robin Pecknold Copy Share Image
For me, punk is about real feelings. It's not about, 'Yeah, I am a punk and I'm angry.' That's a lot of… — Joey Ramone Copy Share Image
In America everyone plays bang ball, eight ball, nine ball, that kind of stupid crap, but in Canada and Europe they play… — Daniel Negreanu Copy Share Image
The word crap is actually another word that's very, very old. It was taken over from 17th century England by the pilgrim… — Lucy Worsley Copy Share Image
“Boy, when you're dead, they really fix you up. I hope to hell when I do die somebody has sense enough to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't think there is a 'gay lifestyle.' I think that's superficial crap, all that talk about gay culture. A couple of… — Rita Mae Brown Copy Share Image
When you're 14, anything with a sword and a dragon is pretty cool. But when you're 21 and you've read 2,000 fantasy… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
On my very first day at T-Mobile, I demanded that every time I spoke publicly to the company, all employees across the… — John J. Legere Copy Share Image
I look at some of the songs I wrote years ago and I can't believe I wrote such crap. — Billy Joel Copy Share Image
“One thing I don't like about crap: its size that is too big to be digested.” — Toba Beta Copy Share Image
I don't give a crap, but if I did, you'd be the first person I'd give it to. — Hussein Nishah Copy Share Image
I'm not soppy-romantic. I don't buy Valentine's cards or any of that cheesy crap. — James May Copy Share Image
You know, I spend most of my life turning things down. There's a lot of crap out there. — Bea Arthur Copy Share Image
Say stupid stuff then take it back this makes you sound like you talking crap!! — Yesenia Aguirre Copy Share Image
