It's true: Every time you kill an elk, you're saving some cow's life. — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
If I have to, I'll go and direct theater and talk till the cows come home. — Ridley Scott Copy Share Image
The best way to control cow and sheep is to give them a big grazing field. — Shunryu Suzuki Copy Share Image
A big blizzard proves there's no global warming in the same way being out of milk proves there's no such thing as… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
The human body has no more need for cows' milk than it does for dogs' milk, horses' milk, or giraffes' milk. — Michael Klaper Copy Share Image
Why do I want my wife to show off her panties when the wind blows? Horses show their behinds, and cows and… — Muhammad Ali Copy Share Image
Nothing is worse than being alone on the evening of the day when one's cow has exploded. — Dean Koontz Copy Share Image
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when… — Bill Watterson Copy Share Image
“Now that she's going to drive out the English and crown Charles VII, who's going to look after the cows?” — Judy Budnitz Copy Share Image
Topaz was wonderfully patient - but sometimes I wonder if it is not only patience, but also a faint resemblance to cows. — Dodie Smith Copy Share Image
A new cologne is coming out. It's for cowboys, and it's made from cow's manure. That way the women will be on… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“If we keep the calves away from their mothers there is a real risk that dairy production will go out of business… — Sigrid Agenäs Copy Share Image
The French, who love their dogs, sometimes eat their horses. The Spanish, who love their horses, sometimes eat their cows. The Indians,… — Jonathan Safran Foer Copy Share Image
First of all, I'm a Midwesterner, being from Kansas, and Chicago is basically a big Midwestern cow town. It was built from… — Bill Kurtis Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant, and I saw a guy wearing a leather jacket, eating a hamburger, drinking a glass of milk.… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I am, in fact, the complete anti-Messiah, and detest converts almost as much as I detest missionaries. My writings, such as they… — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
My mom's always saying really smart things... like, you probably heard this one, 'Why buy the cow when the milk has HPV?'… — Amy Schumer Copy Share Image
A crowd of grade-three thinkers, all shouting the same thing, all warming their hands at the fire of their own prejudices, will… — William Golding Copy Share Image
Scared ya, did I? Aw, that's sweet. Don't worry the shocks won't kill me," she whispered. "They only make me stronger. Anyway,… — Lauren Kate Copy Share Image
Hera: Ohh, Thalia Grace, when I get out of here, you'll be sorry you were ever born. Thalia: Save it! You've been… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Whether our feet are compressed in iron shoes, our faces hidden with veils and masks; whether yoked with cows to draw the… — Elizabeth Cady Stanton Copy Share Image
I will choose what enters me, what becomes flesh of my flesh. Without choice, no politics, no ethics lives. I am not… — Marge Piercy Copy Share Image
We had our wheat. We made our own olive oil. We made our wine. We had chickens, ducks; we had sheep, cows,… — Lidia Bastianich Copy Share Image
There are people who strictly deprive themselves of each and every eatable, drinkable, and smokable which has in any way acquired a… — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
The government tells us we need flood control and comes to straighten the creek in our pasture. The engineer on the job… — Aldo Leopold Copy Share Image
Just sit tight. Reinforcements should be here soon. Hopefully nothing happens before-" Lightning crackled overhead. The wind picked up with a vengeance.… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Flidais clapped her hands in delight. "Oh, I bet he nearly shat kine!" That made me laugh - I hadn't heard that… — Kevin Hearne Copy Share Image
AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A mind of the caliber of mine cannot derive its nutrient from cows. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
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