My room is Not Dirty !! I just have everything on display ; it's like having my own Museum... — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Stop checking your phone nobody loves you! - me at the cinema to anyone checking their phone — Green Monk Body love Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Boobs Copy Share Image
Its really so funny that people who treat me like shit get offended when me finally do the same to them. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Desire Copy Share Image
I'm so handsome that every time I shop, the cashiers check me out! — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
A real man ends a relationship before he starts searching for another one. — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
Dogs are tough. I've been interrogating this one for hours and he still won't tell me who is a good boy. — Green Monk Animal Copy Share Image
Arranged Marriages: All your life you are expected not to talk to strangers and all of sudden you are expected to sleep… — Green Monk Arranged Copy Share Image
Women say porn sites portray an unrealistic image of their beauty therefore making them feel inadequate. And then they buy 12 inch dildos. — Green Monk Beauty Copy Share Image
A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing but together can decide that nothing can be done. — Green Monk Committee Copy Share Image
When you are successful your well wishers know who you are BUT when you are unsuccessful you know who your well wishers… — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
The word aerobics came about when the instructors said If we're going to charge money, we can't call it jumping up and… — Green Monk Aerobics Copy Share Image
When I grow up I want to be just like my dog. Walking around fucking bitches... then when I get bored, I… — Green Monk Dog Copy Share Image
The hot dog was invented in 1903 by Jonathan Hotdog when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his… — Green Monk Computers Copy Share Image
Once a gay boy married a lesbian girl .. and then.. . . . . . . . nothing happened.. what was supposed to happen anyway?? — Green Monk Funny Copy Share Image
