I try to be appreciative of what I have instead of bitter about what I’ve lost. — Jenny Lawson Anger Copy Share Image
I had no idea how complicated and solitary it could be to write a simple book. — Jenny Lawson Book Copy Share Image
“There are few advantages to growing up poor, and not having money for therapy is the biggest.” — Jenny Lawson Mental health Copy Share Image
I very much own the fact that I'm a misfit. The Internet makes everyone realize they're screwed up. — Jenny Lawson Facts Copy Share Image
High School Is Life’s Way of Giving You a Record Low to Judge the Rest of Your Life By) — Jenny Lawson Giving Copy Share Image
“No one ever expects vaginal arthritis. (Or the Spanish Inquisition).” — Jenny Lawson Inquisition Copy Share Image
“I turned to my cousin, "My turn-ons are Rainbow Brite and unicorns.” — Jenny Lawson Cousin Copy Share Image
“Depression lies and that I can’t trust my own critical judgment when I’m sick” — Jenny Lawson Depression Copy Share Image
“Are asparaguses just artichokes that haven’t grown properly? Like they started smoking and got really skinny, like supermodels?” — Jenny Lawson Artichokes Copy Share Image
When Hailey was born my first thought was that I needed a drink and that hospitals should have bars in them. — Jenny Lawson Bars Copy Share Image
“I MADE MY CATS A WATER BED OUT OF A ZIPLOC BAG AND A SHOEBOX. THEY POPPED IT WITH THEIR CLAWS AND… — Jenny Lawson Cats Copy Share Image
“I yanked my arm out, and the cow looked back at me in disgust. And that’s when I realized that I no… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
Then I yelled through his door, "It's an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. FIFTEEN YEARS IS BIG METAL… — Jenny Lawson Anniversary Copy Share Image
A house should look lived in, and I consider it clean as long as I don't stick to it and it doesn't… — Jenny Lawson Cholera Copy Share Image
It’s amazing how much you’re missing in a depressive state until you start to come out on the other side. It’s like… — Jenny Lawson Breathing Copy Share Image
If you could hear the insane stuff going on in my head, it would scare the hell out of you. Probably. Or… — Jenny Lawson Depends Copy Share Image
“No one ever died from being sad.” Except that they do. And when we see celebrities who fall victim to depression’s lies… — Jenny Lawson Better off dead Copy Share Image
“Usually when I tell people my dad was a Texas armadillo racing champion, they assume I’m exaggerating, but then I pull out… — Jenny Lawson Armadillo Championship Copy Share Image
One moment I'm perfectly fine and the next I feel a wave of nausea, then panic. Then I can't catch my breath… — Jenny Lawson Anxiety Copy Share Image
I was having problems with depression and anxiety disorder, and it felt like not blogging about it was creating a false history.… — Jenny Lawson Amount Copy Share Image
Grandpa did everything at his own pace, a speed that my sister and I referred to as 'when snails attack.' ... My… — Jenny Lawson Book Copy Share Image
...pretty much everyone hates high school. It's a measure of your humanity, I suspect. If you enjoyed high school, you were probably… — Jenny Lawson Assuming Copy Share Image
“It's like I have a sensor in my head, but she works on a seven-second delay... well-meaning, but perpetually about seven seconds… — Jenny Lawson Anxiety Copy Share Image
“Whenever I tell people I have arthritis they usually say, "But you seem so young," which is sort of a backhanded compliment… — Jenny Lawson Copy Share Image
“It’s my personal opinion that airlines can do two things to make air travel better for everyone. The first is to have… — Jenny Lawson Air travel Copy Share Image
“Some people are afraid of flying, and I am too, but not in the way you think. I’m afraid of getting stuck,… — Jenny Lawson Anxiety Copy Share Image
“Really, the only people you should be comparing yourself to would be people who make you feel better by comparison. For instance,… — Jenny Lawson Comparing yourself Copy Share Image
“There's a very mean girl down the hall who's trying to get me fired. I'm no good with confrontation, so whenever I… — Jenny Lawson Humor Copy Share Image
“I know other people who are like me... They are brilliant and amazing and forever broken. I'm lucky that although Victor doesn't… — Jenny Lawson Panic Copy Share Image
I was always shy. Writing was my only outlet. Because I always hid in a room, I spent a lot of time… — Jenny Lawson Anxiety Copy Share Image
“Victor kind of rolled his eyes when his mom went on about all the debutante balls Victor had gone to with these… — Jenny Lawson Victor Said Copy Share Image
“I've found, though, that people are more likely to share their personal experiences if you go first, so that's why I always… — Jenny Lawson Alcohol Copy Share Image
If you enjoyed high school, you were probably a psychopath or a cheerleader. Or possibly both. — Jenny Lawson Adolescence Copy Share Image
...and whenever I had menstral cramps, I could just pretend that Voldemort was close. — Jenny Lawson Cramps Copy Share Image
