Bars Quote by Jenny Lawson

When I was born there were still different drinking fountains you had to drink out of.

— Larry Wilmore

“For the first time in my life, I said the words, “I need a drink.”

— Cristina Marrero

I was born a sweet lil baby but them starving streets raised me up crazy.

— Anonymous

I thought everybody had to drink to be in this business.

— Keith Whitley

I've never actually given birth to a child, but I suspect that going to a Justin Bieber concert with a child is close.

— Dave Barry

I used to drink from my little sister’s bottle when she was a baby.

— Jessica Jung

“The word on the street was that I had two options when it came to caring for my future baby: I could either eat,…

— Rachel Held Evans

“Most leave the womb intoxicated by a cup that’s been meticulously measured out but when agitated some will sober and they are then reborn.”

— Jason Versey

“I love Hailey and what we have works. Shes's beautiful, she's smart, she's a great mother, and she's heads above what I ever thought…

— Jonathan Tropper

I gave birth to our daughter Coco in Pisa, and it was a wonderful time in all our lives.

— Trudie Styler

Babies are like the smallest, drunkest people you know.

— Nick Swardson

“All her life she would associate liquor with her childhood. When she was alone and did not wish to be, a drink would reassure…

— Pamela Moore