Comedy Quotes · Page 333

I don't like doing stand-up for little kids. It's not geared for that.

— Tracy Morgan

In every tragedy, an element of comedy is preserved. Comedy is just tragedy reversed.

— Wislawa Szymborska

It's a positive thing to talk about terrible things and make people laugh about them.

— Louis C. K

I love it when somebody makes me laugh - it's what attracts me to people.

— Dawn French

“This is not at all funny." "Which is why I'm not laughing.”

— Dani Alexander

It’s really hard to hate someone for being different when you’re too busy laughing together.

— George Takei

I'm set up where I make a lot of money doing stand-up, and it's easy.

— Ron White

Today I laugh till my face become red and now gonna cry till my eyes become red.

— Kanishka Dixit

Do you reckon the Queen has ever pulled a blanket up so just her head's showing and gone 'Philip, look at me!…

— Russell Howard

There's nothing wrong with doing comedies, and I'm not against comedies, either, but I always want to do stuff that keeps me…

— Patton Oswalt

Everyone says that I have no sense of humor, then I construct a perfectly sound pun around a well-known psychological condition, and…

— Eoin Colfer

I used to think it was so funny that plankton was married to his computer, but now I realized that's probably my…

— Sponge Bob

I watch the comedy shows like 'Married With Children,' 'Friends,' 'Family Guy,' and 'Everybody Loves Raymond.'

— Gegard Mousasi

If you want to feel humor too exquisite and subtle for translation, sit invisibly among a gang of Negro workers.

— W. E. B. Du Bois

In all honesty, we don't know what's in the hearts of other men. All I know is that I respect comedy and…

— Carlos Mencia

When I started out, I didn't feel like I was really accepted in the music or comedy communities, and I was somewhere…

— Al Yankovic

In English films, they concentrate more on background scores and the music will be the main highlight of movie. When it comes…

— Arjun Janya

The ability to find the funny pumps oxygen into adverse situations. Its hard to cower when youre laughing. Its hard to be…

— Elaine Smookler

“And how should we behave during this Apocalypse? We should be unusually kind to one another, certainly. But we should also stop…

— Kurt Vonnegut

I was watching Animal Planet. Did you know that the male seahorse has the baby? And I was thinking, "Why don't they…

— Jim Gaffigan

Breakup blackout is when you're so upset and you've been crying so much that you basically black out for a couple of…

— Rumer Willis

I've been fortunate in that the films I've worked on in the horror genre are themselves not pure horror, and have allowed…

— Douglas Pipes

I'm starting to play lots more naturalistic, realistic people than when I first started. Maybe because I was doing character comedy shows,…

— Lolly Adefope

Consequently, pictures are aimed at certain audiences, whether it be a teen comedy or an action movie or whatever. It's unfortunate, because…

— Curtis Hanson

“Do not put up with mean people who discourage your laughter.”

— Jim Dines

You know you're a bad joker when you're making some jokes and your friends reaction was 'huh?'

— Anonymous

You should never make fun of something a person can't change about themselves.

— Phil Lester /AmazingPhil

Writing a comedy track is an art. It isn't as easy as people think. It can make or break a film.

— Vivek

Well, I think my stand-up is often kind of visual. Not like Carrot Top visual, but visual.

— Michael Ian Black

Comedy is the difference between how you see a person and how they see themselves.

— Douglas Coupland

If you can make the reader laugh he is apt to get careless and go on reading.

— Henry Green

“Wanted: Steel toed Bible thumpers to reach a monster truck mad world.”

— M.J. McGuire

When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things.

— Russell Brand

People often ask me how I make things funny. I don't make things funny.

— Richard Russo

It's almost impossible to be funnier than the people in Washington.

— Carol Burnett

There is something about laughter that can take away all the darkness.

— Christina Applegate

I think there are opportunities for women in comedies - how zany is up to them.

— Jennifer Aniston

You've got to have a sense of humor to keep your sanity.

— Lance Bass

My sense of humor is a turkey, and I pull it out of the oven and baste it in reality.

— Tracy Morgan

Don't say it's funny and miss the truth. Laugh at it while taking down the message.

— Terry Mark