Stand-up is different from television. In stand-up, you've got to be in control. — Bob Newhart Copy Share Image
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. — Flip Wilson Copy Share Image
My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what I'm talking about or not. — John Hodgman Copy Share Image
Even in comedy genre, one can treat the story differently every time. — Binnu Dhillon Copy Share Image
“Laughter is illusion… But THE BIGGEST ONE, which you can ever encounter in your life.” — Deyth Banger Copy Share Image
I built my entire career off of teen comedies. I was in 'Bring It On'. — Kirsten Dunst Copy Share Image
You go to any Jay-Z concert, and he plays his hits. Comedians don't have hits. You have to have a whole brand-new… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I work with a lot of kids. Every year, for the past fifteen years, I work at Comedy Camp where I work… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
These guys Steve Harvey and Cedric the Entertainer and Bernie Mac claim they're the Kings of Comedy. They may be funny, but… — Rudy Ray Moore Copy Share Image
Parodies are hard to do well, as is shown by the mediocrity of so many recent attempts. No matter how ripe a… — James Berardinelli Copy Share Image
Humour is the weapon of unarmed people: it helps people who are oppressed to smile at the situation that pains them. — Simon Wiesenthal Copy Share Image
To me, even in the most miserable times, I've always found ways to laugh and enjoy myself and time with my family… — Cord Jefferson Copy Share Image
Laughter was like a fresh breeze - it cleaned its way through the body making everything feel good. Did other species have… — Stephenie Meyer Copy Share Image
I love people who make me laugh. I honestly think it's the thing I like most, to laugh. It cures a multitude… — Audrey Hepburn Copy Share Image
The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke.… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
And they both began to laugh over nothing as children will when they are happy together. And they laughed so that in… — Frances Hodgson Burnett Copy Share Image
I don't come from a comedy background or a stand-up background, but I think that sometimes there's a misconception that an actor… — Darren Boyd Copy Share Image
One of the great things about being on a show for a long period of time is watching the show evolve. A… — John Swihart Copy Share Image
Laughing at someone else is an excellent way of learning how to laugh at oneself; and questioning what seem to be the… — Gore Vidal Copy Share Image
I always feel that most political jokes, if you're going to do them, you have to do them within the next five… — Gilbert Gottfried Copy Share Image
I started doing little amateur nights at the comedy club that was right next to the restaurant that I waitressed in when… — Katherine Ryan Copy Share Image
Humor and profundity are not mutually exclusive, and life can be, and mostly is, serious and funny simultaneously. It's not always easy… — Tom Shroder Copy Share Image
We will destroy laughing, we will set fires laughing, we will kill laughing... and society will fall!! — Renzo Novatore Copy Share Image
I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself. — Mila Kunis Copy Share Image
It's when you cry just a little, but you laugh in the middle that you've made it. — Jason Mraz Copy Share Image
Why don't you laugh? If I did not laugh I should die, and you need this medicine as much as I do. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
Jokers are the sweetest and most serious person when they fall in love. — Jerome Roldan Copy Share Image
I became a comedian because I didn't want to be bullied anymore. Onstage I was safe. — Margaret Cho Copy Share Image
I don't have a lot of physical comedy instincts. I'm more verbal. — Reese Witherspoon Copy Share Image
Sometimes when I say LOL, I amnot actually laughing out loud. I just have nothing else to sa — Anonymous Copy Share Image
What's funny isn't really me. What I do is point out what I find funny in others. — Michael Pena Copy Share Image
I really enjoy laughing at work, and I find that it's easier to do that when you're shooting a comedy. — Natalie Zea Copy Share Image
Laughing has always been considered by theologians as a crime. — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
