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Comedy Quotes by Kevin Hart

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Kevin Hart loves making people laugh and says a funny joke must feel real. He describes laughing as a smile that erupts like an orgasm, and he admits he often laughs at his own thoughts. For him, stand‑up comedy is the steady way to share that passion.

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Stand-up is my baby.

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You sleep or nah

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In comedy, my strengths are improvisation.

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I don't think comedy will ever die.

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I can do 9 positions in 23 seconds!!!!

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I love making people laugh. And I love laughing.

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My baby is weird man... when he get mad, he gets in the oven.

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I want to be funny, but it has to be a believable funny.

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How the hell do you wake up dead?

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One bed One pillow, wanna go night night nigga?

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I don't have to change anything. I think that's the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone.

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My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

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“In life, you can choose to cry about the bullshit that happens to you or you can choose to laugh about it.…

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When obstacles have been put in front of me, I just get around them and move past them and laugh at them.

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Comedy's about opening up and being unique, but to a point where the audience can relate to what you're saying.

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*throws hands up* Jubagaga juba gaga gaga juju*...translation: Fat midget bitch get the damn juice!

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Stand-up comedy is mine: it's my entity; it's my brand; I own it. I do it when I want to do it.

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Almost anything can be funny if said the right way - but it has to be said the right way.

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Comedy Central was a great network, but 'Chappelle's Show' took it to a completely different level. Other shows got bigger because so…

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Genuinely love doing standup and I'm a comedian first, so for me what makes my standup special is the fact that I…

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I'm never gonna step away from stand-up. I can't. That's what got me where I am, and that's also my muse. That's…

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There's so much you can achieve with a launching pad like stand-up comedy. You can literally go from acting to hosting to…

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Is everything funny? For me, yes. There's a positive to every negative. Even my divorce? For me, yes. If you go back…

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Believe it or not, I make myself laugh. Sometimes when I have thoughts or say some things that are funny, it just…

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I understand that being able to appeal to the public and having an amazing sense of humour is not something that comes…

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Laughter heals all wounds, and that's one thing that everybody shares. No matter what you're going through, it makes you forget about…

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I get that racism exists, but it's not a catalyst for my content. I don't need to talk about race to have…

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Stand-up can take you in so many different places, man. So many doors can be opened up from stand-up comedy, and the…

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I've done a great job at being universal in my stand-up, which is why, for 'Let Me Explain,' I toured all over…

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I think, first of all, I don't think people understand Ice Cube's body of work. Ice Cube is a, and I hate…

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The two things in the world we all share in this world are laughter and pain. We've all got problems. The levels…

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I can get where some scientists would say comedians are crazy. What you have to understand: A lot of comedians are dealing…

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I don't have to change anything. I think that's the secret to comedy. You want to be universal and appeal to everyone.…

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I can honestly say, after talking about my mom passing away, I got the biggest weight off of my chest. Comedy is…

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You see, the way my bank account is set up...

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Laughing is when a smile has a orgasm

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I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.

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I try to be funny and not ignorant.

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Kevin Hart comedy shows is better then Mike Epps

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For me, the way I stay consistent is through stand-up comedy.

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