Jennifer Coolidge

I'm not a prude.

— Jennifer Coolidge

Dating is... weird.

— Jennifer Coolidge

I hate Spanx.

— Jennifer Coolidge

I do love to gamble; I hate to admit it.

— Jennifer Coolidge

I'm kind of harsher than most people.

— Jennifer Coolidge

Gina Gershon was a year ahead of me in college.

— Jennifer Coolidge

I don't actually go on the Internet that much.

— Jennifer Coolidge

Younger guy are attracted to a strong quality.

— Jennifer Coolidge

I have been able to sniff out a phony.

— Jennifer Coolidge

With Christopher Guest films, we have a lot of say.

— Jennifer Coolidge

If things don't work out with one person, there's many other people to replace you with online.

— Jennifer Coolidge

Thank God for Stifler's mom. I don't know if life would be this fun if I didn't have that.

— Jennifer Coolidge

I wasn't funny. My brother was the funny one in the family.

— Jennifer Coolidge

I think I'm comedy-attractive, but it's never gonna be me and Charlize Theron up there.

— Jennifer Coolidge

It seems almost impossible to me that the whole world doesn't know CPR.

— Jennifer Coolidge

Standup is just dirtier, a far more risque kind of thing.

— Jennifer Coolidge

As a single woman, I reap the benefits of being Stifler's mom.

— Jennifer Coolidge

I play so many weirdos in movies that it's nice to play an attractive woman.

— Jennifer Coolidge

Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald.

— Jennifer Coolidge

I didn't think American Pie was going to be what it was! I had a very small role and the reception I…

— Jennifer Coolidge

I've played a lot of weird women. I play crazy ladies, and I've played a lot of insane women and weird best…

— Jennifer Coolidge

If you're playing a character that someone doesn't like, that's okay, but if you're voicing your own opinions, they actually don't like…

— Jennifer Coolidge

I've only had one dramatic role in my entire career and when I did it, I was in heaven and I thought,…

— Jennifer Coolidge

I would say 90 percent of the scripts that show up on my door are women who have had lots of plastic…

— Jennifer Coolidge

You can never tell what the public will think! But when something goes well and is well-received, it's a great surprise!

— Jennifer Coolidge

Werner Herzog, when I auditioned for 'Bad Lieutenant,' he had never seen any of my films. He thought I was this actress…

— Jennifer Coolidge

I wasn't very good in my serious acting class. Sometimes people took our class so seriously, so I used to, sort of,…

— Jennifer Coolidge

Hair extensions and wigs are not the same thing. Wigs are for old ladies and drag queens. Extensions are for women who…

— Jennifer Coolidge

No one purposefully paints a bad painting. It's someone who's trying to do a good painting, but it's terrible. I have one…

— Jennifer Coolidge

There's something about me that suggests I don't have an intelligent atom in me at all. So people say things to me…

— Jennifer Coolidge

I don't know what I am. I guess you can call me a character actor in the sense that I'll never be…

— Jennifer Coolidge

I always remember this neighbor who would ask me to babysit for her. She looked like Jayne Mansfield, and I remember babysitting…

— Jennifer Coolidge

Stand-up is a weird animal. There are people who really want to know what you think about things, your opinion on life.…

— Jennifer Coolidge

I have a storage unit, as I moved out of a bigger house into a smaller house in L.A. I put all…

— Jennifer Coolidge

I've made a career of taking roles that other actresses didn't want.

— Jennifer Coolidge

Physically, no one would ever consider me for the serial-killer lady.

— Jennifer Coolidge

I don't think men really fall in love with the outspoken girl.

— Jennifer Coolidge

I always find the most depressing stuff most interesting.

— Jennifer Coolidge

There is something about a phony that creeps me out so much.

— Jennifer Coolidge

It ends up being a terrible movie if you try and please everyone.

— Jennifer Coolidge