I've made a career of taking roles that other actresses didn't want. — Jennifer Coolidge Actresses Copy Share Image
Physically, no one would ever consider me for the serial-killer lady. — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
I play so many weirdos in movies that it's nice to play an attractive woman. — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
As a single woman, I reap the benefits of being Stifler's mom. — Jennifer Coolidge Being Copy Share Image
Standup is just dirtier, a far more risque kind of thing. — Jennifer Coolidge Comedy Copy Share Image
Our secret desire as women is to have a guy who falls madly in love with us even though we're incredibly opinionated… — Jennifer Coolidge Desire Copy Share Image
When it's going well, stand-up is the best thing in the world, but when it's not, it feels like all your toes… — Jennifer Coolidge Being Copy Share Image
I always date younger men. For some reason that's just the way it's gone, because younger guys have always asked me out… — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
Werner Herzog, when I auditioned for 'Bad Lieutenant,' he had never seen any of my films. He thought I was this actress… — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
I always fall for the guy that, like, has to blow me off because he needs to go do something with his… — Jennifer Coolidge Dog Copy Share Image
You can never tell what the public will think! But when something goes well and is well-received, it's a great surprise! — Jennifer Coolidge Surprise Copy Share Image
I've only had one dramatic role in my entire career and when I did it, I was in heaven and I thought,… — Jennifer Coolidge Actor Copy Share Image
If you're playing a character that someone doesn't like, that's okay, but if you're voicing your own opinions, they actually don't like… — Jennifer Coolidge Character Copy Share Image
I wasn't very good in my serious acting class. Sometimes people took our class so seriously, so I used to, sort of,… — Jennifer Coolidge Acting Copy Share Image
An obsession that I've developed in my old age, is great architecture. I bought a house in New Orleans and I became… — Jennifer Coolidge Age Copy Share Image
I do shows, stage shows all the time, and I'm so afraid that people are going to recognize themselves, and they never… — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
When you're on this major English estate, breathing in the English air, and it's untouched, you can feel its presence. It's a… — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
I have a storage unit, as I moved out of a bigger house into a smaller house in L.A. I put all… — Jennifer Coolidge Amazing Copy Share Image
I always remember this neighbor who would ask me to babysit for her. She looked like Jayne Mansfield, and I remember babysitting… — Jennifer Coolidge Babysitting Copy Share Image
Stand-up is a weird animal. There are people who really want to know what you think about things, your opinion on life.… — Jennifer Coolidge Comedy Copy Share Image
I've played a lot of weird women. I play crazy ladies, and I've played a lot of insane women and weird best… — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
I didn't think American Pie was going to be what it was! I had a very small role and the reception I… — Jennifer Coolidge American pie Copy Share Image
I would say 90 percent of the scripts that show up on my door are women who have had lots of plastic… — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
Short of spending $10,000, there is nothing you can do to your head to hide the fact that you're going bald. — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
Las Vegas honors women - Celine Dion, Bette Midler, Britney Spears. I love that Las Vegas celebrates women. — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
It's really hard for me to meet someone. I don't want to date actors. Been there, done that. Only one actor per… — Jennifer Coolidge Actor Copy Share Image
I kind of waited for opportunities to be handed to me. I think I was lazy, and when things didn't go right,… — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
When people slave over those scripts and pay hundreds of thousands of dollars for them, they don't usually want you to add… — Jennifer Coolidge Dollars Copy Share Image
Sometimes, you have no idea why something works and other times, you put so much work and effort into something and it… — Jennifer Coolidge Effort Copy Share Image
The great thing about Jane Austen - the reason we're all still obsessed with her - is that she gets inside a… — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
I think I get credit for my timing because most of the time, I really have no idea where I'm going with… — Jennifer Coolidge Credit Copy Share Image
Hugh Grant has that magic in real life, so when he's saying these lines, 'It's always been you,' it's just devastating. — Jennifer Coolidge Actor Copy Share Image
There's definitely a psychology to making you feel important and like you're part of the game. It's a very special quality, especially… — Jennifer Coolidge Directors Copy Share Image
I get the gold-digger part six times weekly. I can play those women into the ground, but I don't want someone telling… — Jennifer Coolidge Gold digger Copy Share Image
To be honest, sometimes I'm horrified because you don't really know what you look like. If I really knew what I was… — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
I know what I am capable of. I read a character, and if I can say to myself, 'I know this woman,'… — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
I'm so lucky I got a career in my 30s because these young girls aren't allowed to have their 20s. It's all… — Jennifer Coolidge Copy Share Image
