Comedy Quotes by Shawn Wayans

You are hot

— Shawn Wayans

We pay homage to the people who came before, doing satires, like Mel Brooks; we're just carrying the torch.

— Shawn Wayans

“What a beautiful chocolate man!”

— Shawn Wayans

We all write, but the script is a blueprint. We can lose whole scenes when we're shooting.

— Shawn Wayans

Any time something does that well, you gotta follow up.

— Shawn Wayans

They'll say, That's funny, but you can't do that on TV.

— Shawn Wayans

For Scary Movie 2, we had a due date and had to work fast. And though there's a lot of pressure, as artists, we…

— Shawn Wayans

Now we have to hit them from a different angle.

— Shawn Wayans

We like writing with each other; it's fun.

— Shawn Wayans

We still have that same burn, to get that same kind of laughs. So whether the studio wants us to or not, we're going…

— Shawn Wayans

I knew when I was 6. I just knew it; I didn't care about nothing else. If I didn't make it in this world,…

— Shawn Wayans

We definitely have our finger on the pulse. You have to keep up. We decide what to watch by what's funny.

— Shawn Wayans

We have always had gross humor. But we try for funny, not gross.

— Shawn Wayans

You lose your privacy, and sometimes, people don't see you as human.

— Shawn Wayans

“Im sorry it's just a little case of PMS that's all...Im just one big emotional wreck...Could you guys go get me some Midol and…

— Shawn Wayans