I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub;… — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
One year you go in for auditions, and everybody thinks you're the queen of comedy, and the next year, you're so 'yesterday,'… — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
Comedians have to write to survive because you don't get cast for your beauty. — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
When I write, I create really absurd situations which become false because I am after the joke. — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
My mum's from Yorkshire and my parents aren't snotty or posh - they're very hard workers, both of them. — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
The only way I'll ever run a marathon is if I'm involved in the administration. — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
I'm very devoted to my kids - I'm completely blind to their faults. — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
I tell people that I'm a Christian, but I don't think it's giving an insight into who I am or what I'm about. — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
I've got spider veins all over my legs, so I wear opaque tights all winter. All sorts of colours. — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's… — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
I truly would love to be a designer-label girl, but I am very much High Street. — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
I don't have the self-discipline for diets; I break rules I set for myself, so I try and eat more healthily, juice more, and… — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
I'm feeling incredibly Botox-tempted as my face collapses around my shoulders. — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
I definitely used to write a lot at school. Comic poetry and drawings about people. — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
My mother always worked and thought staying at home was a bit twee, and that you should get your act together and do something… — Sally Phillips Copy Share Image
