Listen, my philosophy is this: If you don't have a good sense of humor, you're better off dead. — Roger Rabbit Copy Share Image
That's right! A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have. — Roger Rabbit Copy Share Image
Say, Eddie. That sure was a funny dance you did for the weasels. Do you think your days of being a sourpuss… — Roger Rabbit Copy Share Image
P-b-b-b-blease! Don't get bent out of shape! It's not like it's the end of the world! — Roger Rabbit Copy Share Image
That's right, my dear. I'd love to embrace you, but first, I have to satisfy my sense of moral outrage. — Roger Rabbit Copy Share Image
Listen, my philosophy is this: If you don't have a good sense of humor, you're better off dead. — Roger Rabbit Copy Share Image
That's right! A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it's the only weapon we have. — Roger Rabbit Copy Share Image
P-p-please! Don't worry. Whatever you say. Yes, ma'am. Aye-aye, sir. Okey-dokey. Why, I'll take care of him like he was my own brother. Or… — Roger Rabbit Copy Share Image
When you called Maroon, you told him you had the will, but you don't. When he finds out, he's gonna be mad! He might… — Roger Rabbit Copy Share Image
Sure thing, Eddie. "Dear Jessica: How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I, Marvin Acme, of sound mind and body...? It's… — Roger Rabbit Copy Share Image
