“Percy, you are dismissed from my service." "Me? Why, my lord?" "Why? Because, Percy, far from being a fit consort for a… — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
“The verdict of this court is that the accused are guilty of witchcraft. The maximum penalty the law allows is to be… — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
I gave you three proofs of witchcraft. A cat that drinks blood! A horse that talks! And a man who propagates POODLES! — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
I have to declare in all candor that no one interested in being published in our time can afford to be so naive as… — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
We project our ideas about ourselves into the heavens and call them ideas about God. — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
Look at the sky. It’s not dark and black and without character. The black is, in fact deep blue. And over there: lighter blue… — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
It's impossible to overvalue the importance of television - both in its serious and less serious functions. It's one of our most important ways… — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
“Baldrick, we are about as similar as two...dis-similar things in a pod!” — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
“Prime Minister: Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting… — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
“Percy, you are dismissed from my service." "Me? Why, my lord?" "Why? Because, Percy, far from being a fit consort for a prince of… — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
“Why, on to the castle, to kill the royal family, and claim the throne that isn't mine by right!” — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
“Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world, I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow Airport. General opinion's starting to make… — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
Most writers can write books faster than publishers can write checks. — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
“Baldrick: Have you got a plan, my lord? Blackadder: Yes I have, and it's so cunning you can brush your teeth with it!” — Richard Curtis Copy Share Image
