The only thing I knew in the world as a little kid was comedy. And no other kids in my school cared… — Judd Apatow Copy Share Image
You can only be embarrassed if you allow yourself to be embarrassed. If you embrace it and just accept that you're kind… — Stephen Merchant Copy Share Image
“is there any I could get a glass of water?" [waiter]There is no way... I toss and turn many a night trying… — Brian Regan Copy Share Image
Comedy is one of the toughest genres. It is so essential to get the timing right, failing which the humour can fall… — Jacqueline Fernandez Copy Share Image
Stand-up comedy is still a very male-dominated world. You look at a set list and maybe there's one woman on there. — Ari Graynor Copy Share Image
“Worry wasn’t an emotion to which he was particularly accustomed—and it worried him.” — Sol Luckman Copy Share Image
I don't want to be pigeonholed into doing just romantic comedies. But they're fun, and especially for women, it's nice to go… — Kristen Bell Copy Share Image
When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things. — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
You know something like 'Patriots Day' that I did a few years ago, which is a drama, is very different than comedy.… — Jimmy O. Yang Copy Share Image
One night I went to this comedy club and paid a hard-earned $5 to get in, and every comic that came up… — Eddie Griffin Copy Share Image
In addition to comedy, I'm a writer. I write checks. They're not very good. — Wendy Liebman Copy Share Image
I think, you know, a lot of the business of comedy is taking your personal experiences and making them relatable to other… — Kumail Nanjiani Copy Share Image
I think there are certain subjects I don't want to tackle, that I don't think I could do a good job with.… — John Carpenter Copy Share Image
Talking Heads were a big influence on my comedy. For David Byrne, every album had to be different. With 'Portlandia,' every season… — Fred Armisen Copy Share Image
I don't know that I have a single comedy philosophy. But talking about things that matter to you is a good place… — Ted Alexandro Copy Share Image
We were really fortunate to work [on Pineapple Express] with a studio that was really supportive of these guys. It was before… — Seth Rogen Copy Share Image
I loved 'Penny Spubbs' and 'We Are Klang,' maybe because I watched them before I started comedy so it was a purer… — Lou Sanders Copy Share Image