Comedy Quotes · Page 265

That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.

— Matthew McConaughey

I have to be careful not to do so many comedy airhead roles from now on. I've turned down a couple already.

— Tamsin Egerton

I remember watching that show [Golden Girls] with my parents and not totally understanding it. Like, a lot of comedy flew over…

— June Diane Raphael

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd.

— Trey Parker

I'd like to do 'My Best Friend's Wedding,' 'Pretty Woman,' Meg Ryan type stuff. Romantic comedies. I'd love to do some action…

— Jennifer Love Hewitt

Doing comedy stuff is maybe more fun, but maybe the serious stuff is a little bit more rewarding.

— Adam Page

I like to watch and perform the kind of comedy that comes out of the situation - where the character is really…

— Judge Reinhold

I don't think I ever want to just leave comedy and become a straight dramatic actor. But if the opportunity comes, I…

— Patti Harrison

It was so much fun to have my very first TV (performance) be the holy grail of comedy, in my opinion. I…

— Cheyenne Jackson

I think the best kind of comedy is the least self conscious. I think if you just sort of let the comedy…

— Betty White

Dad loved movies, and I grew up with British comedy. My ultimate favourite is Peter Sellers.

— Mike Myers

If I'm saying a universal truth, but maybe it's something that people don't feel comfortable saying... It's a strange take, but at…

— Vince Vaughn

I grew up watching 'Porridge' and it's so loved, it was a daunting prospect to take on. Fortunately, it was written by…

— Mark Bonnar

I think a lot of American comedies tend to apologize for their bad behavior in the last 10 minutes of the movie.

— Todd Phillips

My favourite kind of comedy comes from the awkwardness of living, the stuff that makes you cringe but borders on tragic -…

— Taika Waititi

“Think like a middle-aged man with OCD, a dead wife, and a teenage daughter. Think like a woman with three teenage sons…

— Jennifer Echols

There's something vile (and all the more vile because ridiculous) in the tendency of feeble men to make universal tragedies out of…

— Fernando Pessoa

'Billy on the Street' is a persona. It's crafted; it has writers. It's a mixture of performance art and comedy.

— Billy Eichner

If you want to laugh, see a comedy. If you want to cry, see a drama, and if you want suspense, see…

— Charlie Murphy

Sometimes just being an immigrant, I read things the wrong way, and that can be funny. Or I'll put the emphasis on…

— John Cho

There's not a comedy actor who doesn't want a chance to do drama, and vice versa. As actors, we're always looking to…

— Matthew Lillard

When I was a kid I mainly listened to comedy albums.

— Richard Herring

I never defend my material. Comedy is subjective.

— Sarah Silverman

I didn't go to college at all, any college, and I'm not saying you wasted your time or money, but look at…

— Ellen DeGeneres

I love seeing the Oscar films and epic dramas. But I'd rather watch a romantic comedy than any other kind of movie.…

— Jennifer Lopez