Comedy Quotes by Matt Walsh

You cant be controlling in improv.

— Matt Walsh

A perfect movie is a different thing, but a funny movie is easy. I was really happy that I got everyone that I got.…

— Matt Walsh

Children are entitled to life. We conceive them and so we owe them our care and our protection. This may not be a dictate…

— Matt Walsh

I can speak a little German, a little Spanish, and I was a psych major, so I'm good at listening to people's problems.

— Matt Walsh

You can't be controlling in improv.

— Matt Walsh

I guess I'm sort of spoiled because, most of the things that I get to do, people know that you're a good improviser, so…

— Matt Walsh

Of current British stuff, 'Brass Eye' was one of my favorite shows.

— Matt Walsh

Improv Olympics, Second City are some of the most tolerant, accepting people. They're like circus folk. They're freaks themselves.

— Matt Walsh

I think people who can do comedy well don't get enough credit. It can be harder than drama.

— Matt Walsh

Stylistically, in improv, I don't think you can have as many camera tricks; I think you're kind of shooting more like a documentary: you…

— Matt Walsh

I've seen several funnel clouds as a kid, too. They're cool if, you know, they're, like, two towns over, but they're scary as hell…

— Matt Walsh

Sure, I would have loved it, if we'd gotten 2,000 screens, but I never had that delusion. I was very realistic. I think it's…

— Matt Walsh

L.A. can be pretty insane because there's so much show business here, but I also know a lot of kids who grew up in…

— Matt Walsh

When I started doing improv in Chicago, for every five teams, one or two would have one woman.

— Matt Walsh

“Bossy means “given to ordering people around, highhanded, domineering, overly authoritative, dictatorial, abrasive.” ...Could it be that girls are called bossy when they’re… well,…

— Matt Walsh