Sure, I would have loved it, if we'd gotten 2,000 screens, but I never had that delusion. I was very realistic. I… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
I know that relationships can be a winding, sometimes unpredictable road... it just seems to me that, if you ever find yourself… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
Truth only seems old fashioned nowadays because we've grown so accustomed to deceit and manipulation. But Truth is eternal, so it can… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
If you’re not familiar with it, a college degree is a thing that we tell our kids to buy with money they… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
It's so pretentious, but I believe that with comedy, if you have a good story, 90% of it is casting. Once you… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
It used to be that your rights were infringed upon if the government punished or threatened you for expressing your sincerest beliefs.… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
A perfect movie is a different thing, but a funny movie is easy. I was really happy that I got everyone that I got.… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
Children are entitled to life. We conceive them and so we owe them our care and our protection. This may not be a dictate… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
I can speak a little German, a little Spanish, and I was a psych major, so I'm good at listening to people's problems. — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
I guess I'm sort of spoiled because, most of the things that I get to do, people know that you're a good improviser, so… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
Improv Olympics, Second City are some of the most tolerant, accepting people. They're like circus folk. They're freaks themselves. — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
I think people who can do comedy well don't get enough credit. It can be harder than drama. — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
Stylistically, in improv, I don't think you can have as many camera tricks; I think you're kind of shooting more like a documentary: you… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
I've seen several funnel clouds as a kid, too. They're cool if, you know, they're, like, two towns over, but they're scary as hell… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
Sure, I would have loved it, if we'd gotten 2,000 screens, but I never had that delusion. I was very realistic. I think it's… — Matt Walsh Copy Share Image
