Comedy Quotes by Jack Whitehall

I like to think I'm a bit smarter than I sometimes let on.

— Jack Whitehall

I've definitely become smuttier. When I first started out, I had these aspirations: 'I'm not going to do jokes about anything crude because I'm…

— Jack Whitehall

Oh, you wanna do a little bit of roleplay? Could you just play dead?

— Jack Whitehall

Once you start doing a lot, you don't ever want to stop working. It feels weird if you're not doing something.

— Jack Whitehall

If I could look like anyone, it would be Jamie Redknapp - even up close, he's amazing.

— Jack Whitehall

I was the first person in the world to audition for 'The Hobbit'. The casting director told me that when I went in. That's…

— Jack Whitehall

This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.

— Jack Whitehall

I only got into comedy to get laid

— Jack Whitehall

I want to write a film. I need to think of the right idea and focus on that; I love writing.

— Jack Whitehall

I love Downton Abbey. It's just great. My mother giving birth to me was just like Lady Sybil giving birth, except that there wasn't…

— Jack Whitehall

I bought one of those anti-bullying wristbands when they first came out. I say 'bought', I actually stole it off a short, fat ginger…

— Jack Whitehall

Society is so divided in its perception of public school people. Most people who went to public school behave in the right way, but…

— Jack Whitehall