Comedy Quotes by Chris McCausland

Any form of self-deprecating humour is good in moderation.

— Chris McCausland

My home city of Liverpool is known for having a sense of humour because it's experienced dark times.

— Chris McCausland

There's no more immediate criticism than silence, but there's also no more immediate reward than laughter.

— Chris McCausland

I came across a thing that said you could be a comedian in two weeks and I thought 'behave - nobody could…

— Chris McCausland

Other comedians have more flexibility and more mental freedom. They can be loose with what they have written.

— Chris McCausland

A lot of people end up being comedians because, well really, they're just Chandler Bing at heart. We mask our emotions with…

— Chris McCausland

There's no point fast-tracking performers on to TV before they're ready. In comedy especially, you need experience to be able to react…

— Chris McCausland

You don't want to keep on mentioning being blind because it stops being funny - if you are just talking about that,…

— Chris McCausland

I love stand-up, but it has become so normal and natural to me that the buzz comes from the adrenaline of a…

— Chris McCausland

If you've got 300 people in the room and you tell a joke, a hundred laugh, a hundred smile and a hundred…

— Chris McCausland

Many, many years ago before I got into comedy, I applied to be a spy for MI5. I got down to the…

— Chris McCausland

I worked in a call centre for three-and-a-half years. I've tried to find something funny to include in my stand-up but I…

— Chris McCausland

It happens a lot every four years, or it used to, every time the Paralympics comes around. They'll be like: 'We've had…

— Chris McCausland