Comedy Quotes by Ben Falcone

My best parenting advice would be not to take the job too seriously. Teach your kids to be nice, and everything else falls into…

— Ben Falcone

I like to grill, like a standard guy. I like to grill steaks and fish.

— Ben Falcone

Dan Aykroyd is a comedy icon and one of my idols of all time, but I also know that he's an incredibly great actor.

— Ben Falcone

It's much more fun, I think, to watch something physical than just heads talking to each other. I like watching people fall down and…

— Ben Falcone

So much of improv can be really long, and that's kind of what makes it funny.

— Ben Falcone

If you are trying to be happy and trying to be kind, you've already won.

— Ben Falcone

I think there's nothing better than a comedy that also is not afraid to have those heartfelt moments.

— Ben Falcone

It's in my wheelhouse to be creepy, as a person.

— Ben Falcone

When I was a kid, I was mostly pretty sane. I've gotten more hypochondriacal.

— Ben Falcone

I have a couple of really hard, weird laughs every day.

— Ben Falcone

I guess I'm weirder than I thought, particularly as I think about me as a dad.

— Ben Falcone

When I was a kid, we sat around the house. If I got bored, I'd have to figure out something to do.

— Ben Falcone

I probably get most of my inspiration through music.

— Ben Falcone

I'm not much of a joke writer.

— Ben Falcone

Since I was a kid, I've always loved hanging out with females.

— Ben Falcone